Ozzie Guillen?
I will not be attending this one....

Tickets On Sale Today At 2PM.
Call 312-729-3936


Raise your glasses and guard your children as we gather the close friends and family of Chicago’s most infamous and beloved baseball coach for an evening of raw laughter and celebration!

On January 21, Ozzie Guillen’s closest friends and “frenemies” will take the stage to tear Ozzie verbally limb from limb, ultimately resulting in shear embarrassment and roaring laughter supporting Chicago’s most outspoken coach! But it will all be worth it, as a portion of the ticket sales will go to the Ozzie Guillen Foundation to benefit Children with Cancer.

Buy your tickets today at 2PM for the The Score's Celebrity Roast featuring Ozzie Guillen brought to by Miller Lite, Belvedere Banquets and Events, UV Vodka, Zimmerman Ford, Formally Modern Tuxedo, & Morris and Sons

Tickets cost $100 and include a three-course meal and an open bar. To order your tickets call 312-729-3936.

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@audioidkid

I would rather pay 35 dollars to see Tributosaurus become Nickleback

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No thanks

I'm good.

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I'm in.

It's open bar so you know Bobby Jenks will be in attendance.

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Wow.



Me too though.

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Team Cutler.

But not his wife...

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This is my signature...

Something tells me a 3 course meal is just an appetizer for Bobby Jenks

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So if they're doing a roast of Ozzie, is Oney going to Twat angry threats about every joke made, or does he actually understand the roast concept?

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half of the crowd will understand half of the words the roasters are saying...
O/U on Bobby Jenks mentions = 14.5

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@audioidkid

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Where is it at?

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I can now appreciate how the people who thought the B&B roast was preposterous felt. They were wrong, of course .... but with this one, they would be right. Then again, I doubt I'd want to go to this if it were free.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Dinner and an open bar for free? Maybe Bagels's dick tiny was right

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To quote an ancient wiseguy, "Up yours, Franklin"!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Not even sure I attend this if it was at the Cubby Bear.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

This could be really good.

not for $100 a throw.

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@audioidkid

How much was the B&B roast?

$100 is a lot. Lots of people give $100 per COUPLE for weddings.

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B&B was $75...at the edge of not being worth it.

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@audioidkid

Didn't they close the bar fairly early, or it was a drink minimum or something?

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i'll hold out for the mac/spiegal roast... that is, if they allow someone from the board to step up and represent.

if memory serves, the goff was the only roaster worth a damn at the b&b outing.

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no...open bar until they ran out of beer basically. bar was closed during dinner, but that was it. just like a wedding reception.

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@audioidkid

len kasper was good. rod zimmerman was funny. and drinky was fantastic.
there was one other guy that was good, but it's kinda hazy...

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@audioidkid

Bernstein's cousins were the worst.

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I'm not saying you do this, Francis, but can we just get it out there that anyone who does this is a tight ass?

$100 per plate. Minimum. If you can't afford that, don't RSVP yes.

Thank you.

I've gone to weddings solo before and have given $50.

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My poor friends took out a second mortgage to attend my wedding. I won't be having no tight asses at my wedding....

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My eternal beloved & I had our 25th Wedding anniversary at the Belvedere. It is a really nice place. Great food & service. Now I feel like I need a long hot shower knowing Sox fans will be filling the same destination that I renewed my vows. I bet it will be a lot of fun though.
Incidently,we have had a family of 4 show up & give us 50 bucks. (This was about 2 years ago.)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I give $100 minimum for a wedding if I'm solo and upwards of $250 if it's family or close friends.

In 2000 I had a couple (family friends for 25 years) give me and the ex. $46 dollars in check form.

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