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Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:40 pm ]
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Ozzie Guillen?
I will not be attending this one....

Tickets On Sale Today At 2PM.
Call 312-729-3936


Raise your glasses and guard your children as we gather the close friends and family of Chicago’s most infamous and beloved baseball coach for an evening of raw laughter and celebration!

On January 21, Ozzie Guillen’s closest friends and “frenemies” will take the stage to tear Ozzie verbally limb from limb, ultimately resulting in shear embarrassment and roaring laughter supporting Chicago’s most outspoken coach! But it will all be worth it, as a portion of the ticket sales will go to the Ozzie Guillen Foundation to benefit Children with Cancer.

Buy your tickets today at 2PM for the The Score's Celebrity Roast featuring Ozzie Guillen brought to by Miller Lite, Belvedere Banquets and Events, UV Vodka, Zimmerman Ford, Formally Modern Tuxedo, & Morris and Sons

Tickets cost $100 and include a three-course meal and an open bar. To order your tickets call 312-729-3936.


Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:41 pm ]
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I would rather pay 35 dollars to see Tributosaurus become Nickleback

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:43 pm ]
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No thanks

I'm good.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:43 pm ]
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I'm in.

It's open bar so you know Bobby Jenks will be in attendance.

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:44 pm ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
I would rather pay 35 dollars to see Tributosaurus become Nickleback


Wow.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Me too though.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:45 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I'm in.

It's open bar so you know Bobby Jenks will be in attendance.



But not his wife...

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:45 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I'm in.

It's open bar so you know Bobby Jenks will be in attendance.


Something tells me a 3 course meal is just an appetizer for Bobby Jenks

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:52 pm ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
I'm in.

It's open bar so you know Bobby Jenks will be in attendance.


Something tells me a 3 course meal is just an appetizer for Bobby Jenks

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:52 pm ]
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So if they're doing a roast of Ozzie, is Oney going to Twat angry threats about every joke made, or does he actually understand the roast concept?

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:52 pm ]
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half of the crowd will understand half of the words the roasters are saying... :)
O/U on Bobby Jenks mentions = 14.5

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:52 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
So if they're doing a roast of Ozzie, is Oney going to Twat angry threats about every joke made, or does he actually understand the roast concept?

:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:06 pm ]
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Where is it at?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:18 pm ]
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I can now appreciate how the people who thought the B&B roast was preposterous felt. They were wrong, of course .... but with this one, they would be right. Then again, I doubt I'd want to go to this if it were free. :puker:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:27 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Then again, I doubt I'd want to go to this if it were free. :puker:

Dinner and an open bar for free? Maybe Bagels's dick tiny was right :lol: :P

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:41 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Then again, I doubt I'd want to go to this if it were free. :puker:

Dinner and an open bar for free? Maybe Bagels's dick tiny was right :lol: :P


To quote an ancient wiseguy, "Up yours, Franklin"! :D

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:46 pm ]
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Not even sure I attend this if it was at the Cubby Bear.

Author:  peopleselbow [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:48 pm ]
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This could be really good.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:56 pm ]
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not for $100 a throw.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:57 pm ]
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How much was the B&B roast?

$100 is a lot. Lots of people give $100 per COUPLE for weddings.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:22 pm ]
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B&B was $75...at the edge of not being worth it.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:23 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
B&B was $75...at the edge of not being worth it.

Didn't they close the bar fairly early, or it was a drink minimum or something?

Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:25 pm ]
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i'll hold out for the mac/spiegal roast... that is, if they allow someone from the board to step up and represent.

if memory serves, the goff was the only roaster worth a damn at the b&b outing.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:29 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
B&B was $75...at the edge of not being worth it.

Didn't they close the bar fairly early, or it was a drink minimum or something?


no...open bar until they ran out of beer basically. bar was closed during dinner, but that was it. just like a wedding reception.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:31 pm ]
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len kasper was good. rod zimmerman was funny. and drinky was fantastic.
there was one other guy that was good, but it's kinda hazy...

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:35 pm ]
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Bernstein's cousins were the worst.

Author:  Ed_from_Lisle [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:37 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
$100 is a lot. Lots of people give $100 per COUPLE for weddings.


I'm not saying you do this, Francis, but can we just get it out there that anyone who does this is a tight ass?

$100 per plate. Minimum. If you can't afford that, don't RSVP yes.

Thank you.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:39 pm ]
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I've gone to weddings solo before and have given $50.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:41 pm ]
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
$100 is a lot. Lots of people give $100 per COUPLE for weddings.


I'm not saying you do this, Francis, but can we just get it out there that anyone who does this is a tight ass?

$100 per plate. Minimum. If you can't afford that, don't RSVP yes.

Thank you.

My poor friends took out a second mortgage to attend my wedding. I won't be having no tight asses at my wedding....

:)

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:46 pm ]
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My eternal beloved & I had our 25th Wedding anniversary at the Belvedere. It is a really nice place. Great food & service. Now I feel like I need a long hot shower knowing Sox fans will be filling the same destination that I renewed my vows. I bet it will be a lot of fun though.
Incidently,we have had a family of 4 show up & give us 50 bucks. (This was about 2 years ago.)

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:48 pm ]
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I give $100 minimum for a wedding if I'm solo and upwards of $250 if it's family or close friends.

In 2000 I had a couple (family friends for 25 years) give me and the ex. $46 dollars in check form.

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