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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:25 pm 
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Adrenaline Sports Management is hosting the fifth annual Windy City Cornhole Classic which is one of the largest bags tournaments in the Midwest. It will be held on July 9, at the Sears Centre in Hoffman Estates. We are expecting around 500 participants. The divisions will be competitive doubles & singles, social doubles & singles, Kidz, and Beer & Bagz. For registration please visit us at www.chicagocornholeclassic.com.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:25 pm 
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Wouldn't it be more appropriate for BoysTown to host this event?

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A few guys here have been playing Classic Cornholes with each other for a few years now.

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Upon looking at the website provided, it appears that this little event is presented by something called Adrenaline Sports Management. The last time I checked, the idea of this being an "Adrenaline Sport" seems a little ludacris. I'm fairly certain that I have never played bags while sober, and the only time I've ever gotten a little rush of adrenaline out of the activity was when Lipid whacked Panther with a toss as last year's Darksideapalooza.

I also contend that this is not a sport, but that's a discussion for a different day.

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Upon looking at the website provided, it appears that this little event is presented by something called Adrenaline Sports Management. The last time I checked, the idea of this being an "Adrenaline Sport" seems a little ludacris. I'm fairly certain that I have never played bags while sober, and the only time I've ever gotten a little rush of adrenaline out of the activity was when Lipid whacked Panther with a toss as last year's Darksideapalooza.

I also contend that this is not a sport, but that's a discussion for a different day.

I saw a commercial yesterday for Subway that featured a bunch of athlete's talking about training and eating Subway. It also featured a Nascar driver, which made it very eye-roll worthy.... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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What is Beer & Bagz? A combo beer drinking competition and bags?

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Upon looking at the website provided, it appears that this little event is presented by something called Adrenaline Sports Management. The last time I checked, the idea of this being an "Adrenaline Sport" seems a little ludacris. I'm fairly certain that I have never played bags while sober, and the only time I've ever gotten a little rush of adrenaline out of the activity was when Lipid whacked Panther with a toss as last year's Darksideapalooza.

I also contend that this is not a sport, but that's a discussion for a different day.

I saw a commercial yesterday for Subway that featured a bunch of athlete's talking about training and eating Subway. It also featured a Nascar driver, which made it very eye-roll worthy.... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Reminds me of that scene in Kingpin when dude is talking about being around all these great athletes and they're all 350lbs and old and smoking.

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If Poker can be on ESPN...Bags is most certainly a sport.


To me, any activity that can be performed to some extent while drinking and/or smoking (or both at the same time) do not qualify as sports. And away we go...

BOYD'S LIST OF ACTIVITIES THAT PEOPLE TRY TO PASS OFF AS SPORTS, BUT REALLY AREN'T
Bowling
Golf
Frisbee (ultimate and golf)
Poker
Bags
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Horse Racing
Wheelchair Basketball (lazy fuckers are just sitting around)
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
If Poker can be on ESPN...Bags is most certainly a sport.


To me, any activity that can be performed to some extent while drinking and/or smoking (or both at the same time) do not qualify as sports. And away we go...

BOYD'S LIST OF ACTIVITIES THAT PEOPLE TRY TO PASS OFF AS SPORTS, BUT REALLY AREN'T
Bowling
Golf
Frisbee (ultimate and golf)
Poker
Bags
Darts
Billiards
Softball
Volleyball (the version played at the park and/or parties)
Auto Racing
Horse Racing
Wheelchair Basketball (lazy fuckers are just sitting around)
Table Tennis

I could've have used you when Ugie's head was about to explode while arguing about golf with me.

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immessedup17 wrote:
This thread is becoming too controversial for me.

I know the activities listed are some of your favorites...I should have included video games in the list too.

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immessedup17 wrote:
This thread is becoming too controversial for me.

I know the activities listed are some of your favorites...I should have included video games in the list too.

Should have included fishing.

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I think a "Boyd's List of..." might make a fun Friday Boredom Thread.

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Darkside wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
This thread is becoming too controversial for me.

I know the activities listed are some of your favorites...I should have included video games in the list too.

Should have included fishing.

Dammit...I forgot about fishing :x

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In the eyes of IMU:
Bowling - sport Wrong
Golf - sport Wrong
Frisbee (ultimate and golf) - activity
Poker - activity
Bags - activity
Darts - activity
Billiards - activity
Softball - activity
Volleyball (the version played at the park and/or parties) - sport Wrong
Auto Racing - utter horseshit
Horse Racing - gambling event
Wheelchair Basketball (lazy fuckers are just sitting around) - If this is VA wheelchair basketball, God bless them.
Table Tennis - best sport ever Wrong

edit: Fishing - good times

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To me, any activity that can be performed to some extent while drinking and/or smoking (or both at the same time) do not qualify as sports. And away we go...

BOYD'S LIST OF ACTIVITIES THAT PEOPLE TRY TO PASS OFF AS SPORTS, BUT REALLY AREN'T
Auto Racing


You can do a lot of things while drinking or smoking if you have no further interest in...you know...being alive.

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For those that don't think golf is a sport, go and walk a long 18 hole course while carrying your bag.

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Chus wrote:
For those that don't think golf is a sport, go and walk a long 18 hole course while carrying your bag.

The pros don't even do that.

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Chus wrote:
For those that don't think golf is a sport, go and walk a long 18 hole course while carrying your bag.

None of the pros carry their bag.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
To me, any activity that can be performed to some extent while drinking and/or smoking (or both at the same time) do not qualify as sports. And away we go...

BOYD'S LIST OF ACTIVITIES THAT PEOPLE TRY TO PASS OFF AS SPORTS, BUT REALLY AREN'T
Auto Racing


You can do a lot of things while drinking or smoking if you have no further interest in...you know...being alive.


Smoking and drinking are not always requirements, but in this case, these guys are driving around making left handed turns. This theory is not a popular one with my dad either (he's a huge NASCAR fan)...he get's pissed when I refer to it as a "Redneck Turning Contest"

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Darkside wrote:
Chus wrote:
For those that don't think golf is a sport, go and walk a long 18 hole course while carrying your bag.

The pros don't even do that.



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Chus wrote:
For those that don't think golf is a sport, go and walk a long 18 hole course while carrying your bag.

None of the pros carry their bag.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

We posted that at the exact same moment. How about great minds think alike?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

We posted that at the exact same moment. How about great minds think alike?

IMU thinks I'm too stupid to understand such complex... stuff.

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Good rule of thumb: If whites do it better than blacks it's not a sport.


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For as physically exhausting as carrying clubs for 18 holes is, NASCAR drivers get physically and mentally exhauted from sitting in a hot, cramped car for 3 hours.

Still isnt a sport.


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If Poker and baseball can be on ESPN...Bags is most certainly a sport.




Fixed.

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Good rule of thumb: If whites do it better than blacks it's not a sport.

"Being happy" is not a sport.

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Good rule of thumb: If whites do it better than blacks it's not a sport.

"Being happy" is not a sport.

Youre right because Jewish people are happy and Jewish people and sports...


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Youre right because Jewish people are happy and Jewish people and sports...


What about their utter domination of an entire era of boxing?

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Youre right because Jewish people are happy and Jewish people and sports...


What about their utter domination of an entire era of boxing?

I was kidding.

Sandy Koufax, Shawn Green, Shakes


After they dominated boxing, because economically they had to, they moved on to Hollywood.

They are still there.


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