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Ugueth Will Shiv You
 Post subject: Copyediting/Publishing
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:59 pm 
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Anyone know a good copyeditor or publisher? I am attempting to publish a manuscript but - as always - I figure I can ask around here first.
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Anyone know a good copyeditor or publisher? I am attempting to publish a manuscript but - as always - I figure I can ask around here first.

Those are two very different things, and you may not need one or the other depending upon what you are trying to do.

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Here you go Ugie. This was the banner ad I got when I clicked on this thread:

http://outskirtspress.com/selfpublishing.html

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Pendant

Pendant? Those Bastards!
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I don't read your boredom threads what the fuck makes you think I want a whole book of them?

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!
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I think someone already has written a "The 101 Best Racist Jokes" book.

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Ugie's Book Title:

101 uses for scented candles when you're alone.

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Frank Coztansa
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Anyone know a good copyeditor or publisher? I am attempting to publish a manuscript but - as always - I figure I can ask around here first.


My advice would be to get an agent first. Unsolicited manuscripts more times than not end up in the cylindrical file.
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Matches Malone
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Let's be honest here. It's not a manuscript. It's a manifesto.
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Ugueth Will Shiv You
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Ugie's Book Title:

101 uses for scented candles when you're alone.


Patent pending.
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Pendant

Pendant? Those Bastards!

Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George: Who said that?

Boss: She did.

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

Boss: You're fired.

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Change the name to War, What Is It Good For?

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Change the name to War, What Is It Good For?


Footnote by Little Danny Bernstein and Juan Pierre.
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