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My fellow CSFMB'ers,

After weeks of prayer and reflection, I have decided to announce my candidacy for the office of CSFMB President.

We have reached a point where our society as a board is broken. We need someone who will lead us into the next generation of internet time wasting. I pledge to you, if you elect me as your president, that I will end the scourge of special interests that with one click of a PM will change the course of this board's great history. I will not kneel before the powerful and apologize for this great land.

This board has gotten away from it's roots, and is headed to a wrong, dark, and scary place. Gone are the days where celebrities would feel welcome to post their wisdom. I don't want to live in a country where great minds like Sarah Palin, Scottie Pippen, and Devin Hester are silenced. Our board-fathers died so we can all enjoy the same wonderful rights, and now their traditions are being replaced by the nanny state. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore full multing rights to every citizen of the CSFMB.

I have listened to all of this country's great citizens from Maywood to Merriville, and they have all told me the same thing. They are scared as a board member, and are frightened that this boards future is in jeparody. The fact that zero new members are being created will mean that current member's of this great society will be working until death, and no future generations will be there to replace them. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore registration on Day 1 of my first term in office. No one should be worked day and night on this board, not even Terry's Peeps.

Thank you and God bless, and God Bless The CSFMB.

My fellow CSFMB'ers,

After weeks of prayer and reflection, I have decided to announce my candidacy for the office of CSFMB President.

We have reached a point where our society as a board is broken. We need someone who will lead us into the next generation of internet time wasting. I pledge to you, if you elect me as your president, that I will end the scourge of special interests that with one click of a PM will change the course of this board's great history. I will not kneel before the powerful and apologize for this great land.

This board has gotten away from it's roots, and is headed to a wrong, dark, and scary place. Gone are the days where celebrities would feel welcome to post their wisdom. I don't want to live in a country where great minds like Sarah Palin, Scottie Pippen, and Devin Hester are silenced. Our board-fathers died so we can all enjoy the same wonderful rights, and now their traditions are being replaced by the nanny state. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore full multing rights to every citizen of the CSFMB.

I have listened to all of this country's great citizens from Maywood to Merriville, and they have all told me the same thing. They are scared as a board member, and are frightened that this boards future is in jeparody. The fact that zero new members are being created will mean that current member's of this great society will be working until death, and no future generations will be there to replace them. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore registration on Day 1 of my first term in office. No one should be worked day and night on this board, not even Terry's Peeps.

Thank you and God bless, and God Bless The CSFMB.

In the last year, Douchebag has organized multiple outings, and has given me both a XXL Scottie Pippen t-shirt and a XXS Kerry Kittles jersey. He is The Man. I would support his campaign.

Let the free market decide. DB wants more government. That's not the way our founding father originally ran the board. Let's get big brother out of our posts!

My entire stump speech was anti oversight and moderation.

My entire stump speech was anti oversight and moderation.

My fellow CSFMB'ers,

After weeks of prayer and reflection, I have decided to announce my candidacy for the office of CSFMB President.

We have reached a point where our society as a board is broken. We need someone who will lead us into the next generation of internet time wasting. I pledge to you, if you elect me as your president, that I will end the scourge of special interests that with one click of a PM will change the course of this board's great history. I will not kneel before the powerful and apologize for this great land.

This board has gotten away from it's roots, and is headed to a wrong, dark, and scary place. Gone are the days where celebrities would feel welcome to post their wisdom. I don't want to live in a country where great minds like Sarah Palin, Scottie Pippen, and Devin Hester are silenced. Our board-fathers died so we can all enjoy the same wonderful rights, and now their traditions are being replaced by the nanny state. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore full multing rights to every citizen of the CSFMB.

I have listened to all of this country's great citizens from Maywood to Merriville, and they have all told me the same thing. They are scared as a board member, and are frightened that this boards future is in jeparody. The fact that zero new members are being created will mean that current member's of this great society will be working until death, and no future generations will be there to replace them. That is why if I am elected your president, I will restore registration on Day 1 of my first term in office. No one should be worked day and night on this board, not even Terry's Peeps.

Thank you and God bless, and God Bless The CSFMB.

I may not be the longest tenured poster or even have the most posts but when you are in your voting cubicle I hope you think Hank Scorpio. Abortions for some and tiny American flags for all!!!!

I look forward to an orderly election that will require little bloodshed. In closing, we need to be moving forwards not backwards, upwards not downwards and twirling always twirling to a better tomorrow.


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