I hope it's a Double Bastard...........the drink of course.
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:23 pm ] |
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Watching a family friend giving birth. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:28 pm ] |
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Uh, whaaaaaaaaaaaaa? |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:28 pm ] |
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I would recommend starting this hot early afternoon with a Bloody Mary. |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:40 pm ] |
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Yikes...26 hours of labor already and she's only at 3 cm...damn. Doesn't sound good. All of the moaning and cooing and things - sounds like a damn porn film. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:44 pm ] |
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immessedup17 wrote: Who are you that you would be in the room while she is giving birth? He's the doctor |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:45 pm ] |
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I'm not a doctor, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:49 pm ] |
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Seriously, I'm just a family friend. I do a lot of troubleshooting for them and go with them on a lot of medical visits to help out. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:50 pm ] |
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote: Seriously, I'm just a family friend. I do a lot of troubleshooting for them and go with them on a lot of medical visits to help out. So you're trouble-shooting a live birth? |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:52 pm ] |
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I hope it's a Double Bastard...........the drink of course.
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:53 pm ] |
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I think this counts as going on one of their medical visits. Not sure though. |
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| Author: | beervendor [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:54 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: I hope it's a Double Bastard...........the drink of course. I think they went halves on a bastard. |
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| Author: | Ed_from_Lisle [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:54 pm ] |
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I'm already laying the foundation with my fiancee that I'm going 1950s during the birth(s) of our child(ren). I'll be in the waiting room, thank you very much. No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth. And for everyone who says how beautiful it is, no thanks. Keep it. And the placenta... |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:55 pm ] |
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You're creeping up the list of craziest people on this board, CHF. Why would you be posting about this, and would your friends appreciate you going back to your phone or computer to give us the details of this sacred event???? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:56 pm ] |
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I would think the next dinner over at their house will be a little awkward after seeing the horror film version of your friend's wife's naughty bits |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:57 pm ] |
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote: No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth. ... what about your wife? |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:58 pm ] |
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And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it? |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:59 pm ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it? Because he didn't want to seem as creepy since he is staring at one. Right. |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:00 pm ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it? Undoubtedly a parody in the works...... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:02 pm ] |
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This is one of the most bizarre non DegenDave threads I have ever read. |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:12 pm ] |
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Yeah, I was going to do a parody thread but this is pretty intense. Having epidural debate right now. She doesn't want it but is suffering galore. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:13 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: SomeGuy wrote: And why was this thread titled "I need a Caller Bob" at before you edited it? Because he didn't want to seem as creepy since he is staring at one. Right. Gotcha. That makes total sense. |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:15 pm ] |
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So......ummmmmmm........sorry if this seems out of line, but where is the father? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:16 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: So......ummmmmmm........sorry if this seems out of line, but where is the father? I'm guessing either jail or Ecuador.
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:17 pm ] |
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ETA of father is 20 minutes. |
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| Author: | beervendor [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:18 pm ] |
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote: ETA of father is 20 minutes. I think it might take me a little longer, I'm stuck on 290, can you tell that baby to hold another 20 more min? |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:19 pm ] |
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote: ERA of father is 20. Oh.....so it's Kerry Wood? Good for him.
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| Author: | Chris_in_joliet [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:23 pm ] |
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote: I'm already laying the foundation with my fiancee that I'm going 1950s during the birth(s) of our child(ren). I'll be in the waiting room, thank you very much. No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth. And for everyone who says how beautiful it is, no thanks. Keep it. And the placenta...  Good fucking luck with that. I wanted to do the same and I wound up doing alot more work during the birth than I expected.
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:25 pm ] |
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Chris_in_joliet wrote: Ed_from_Lisle wrote: I'm already laying the foundation with my fiancee that I'm going 1950s during the birth(s) of our child(ren). I'll be in the waiting room, thank you very much. No way in hell I'd want to witness someone who's not my fiancee giving birth. And for everyone who says how beautiful it is, no thanks. Keep it. And the placenta... Good fucking luck with that. I wanted to do the same and I wound up doing alot more work during the birth than I expected.I'd attempt a purse joke, but then I remembered that I have Eaglo Jeff brand of humor....I'll leave it alone.
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:25 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: C_Howitt_Fealz wrote: ERA of father is 20. Oh.....so it's Kerry Wood? Good for him. 
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:10 pm ] |
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She's agreed to the epidural! Father's here. All good. Though she was puking a minute ago. |
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