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Chris_in_joliet
 Post subject: Please pray for Hawg Ass
PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:58 am 
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I'm not sure if he would want to go into this too much on the board here but I really feel that the guy needs all the love and support that he can get right now. It's been a difficult time for him the last few weeks and any extra prayers you guys can send him, I'm sure he will appreciate it. After the horrible loss that his previously ranked number 8 Arkansas Razorbacks suffered to Louisiana Monroe(I really didn't even know that was a team) on Saturday, Hawg's beloved Green Bay Packers went out the very next day and shit the bed versus a far inferior football team (regardless of what Favrefan tells you) in the San Francisco 49er's(Seriously you guys made Alex Smith look like Tom Brady, made Frank Gore look like a world beater, and allowed Randy Moss to score his first touchdown in like 5 years). If that wasn't enough for just one football season he has to go into this week knowing in his heart of hearts that Alabama is going to roll right into Arkansas this week and put a whooping on his Razorbacks only days after our beloved Chicago Bears go into Lambeau field and put the Packers dreams of competing for a playoff shot this year to bed. No man should have to go through this much pain in this little amount of time. Good luck and God Bless Hawg Ass...I'm here for you my friend



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I really, really despise you CIJ.


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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I'm not sure if he would want to go into this too much on the board here but I really feel that the guy needs all the love and support that he can get right now. It's been a difficult time for him the last few weeks and any extra prayers you guys can send him, I'm sure he will appreciate it. After the horrible loss that his previously ranked number 8 Arkansas Razorbacks suffered to Louisiana Monroe(I really didn't even know that was a team) on Saturday, Hawg's beloved Green Bay Packers went out the very next day and shit the bed versus a far inferior football team (regardless of what Favrefan tells you) in the San Francisco 49er's(Seriously you guys made Alex Smith look like Tom Brady, made Frank Gore look like a world beater, and allowed Randy Moss to score his first touchdown in like 5 years). If that wasn't enough for just one football season he has to go into this week knowing in his heart of hearts that Alabama is going to roll right into Arkansas this week and put a whooping on his Razorbacks only days after our beloved Chicago Bears go into Lambeau field and put the Packers dreams of competing for a playoff shot this year to bed. No man should have to go through this much pain in this little amount of time. Good luck and God Bless Hawg Ass...I'm here for you my friend



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Well done, Chris. You dont usually do stuff like this.
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Nicely done Chris :lol:

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I explained to my wife what slump-buster meant this past weekend. I think she wants a divorce now.
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Ms. Piggy was a borderline rapist


And she has a rapist wit.

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Ms. Piggy was a borderline rapist



Borderline? If it were Rowlf doing that same shit he would have been locked up a long time ago...

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Ms. Piggy was a borderline rapist



Borderline? If it were Rowlf doing that same shit he would have been locked up a long time ago...



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There is nothing wrong with a good slumpbuster from time to time, just not to often.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Ms. Piggy was a borderline rapist



Borderline? If it were Rowlf doing that same shit he would have been locked up a long time ago...

Rowlf was that dude. He just used to chill in the cut. Didn't bother anybody. Just had his mind on his own shit. I can respect Rowlf's style.

Gonzo was a stunting little bitch and Kermit was on his high-horse all the time. And Fozzy was a lame motherfucker, but didn't realize it. Fozzy was Laurence Holmes.

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Fozzy was Laurence Holmes.

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Agree on Rolph but your way off on Fozzy


Fozzy was a hilarious master of puns. THAT was the real joke. They were killing him for good jokes!


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Beaker was Bunson's sex slave.
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Beaker was Bunson's sex slave.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees that. Very twisted relationship there.

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Ms. Piggy was a borderline rapist


So were Pepe Le Pew and Bluto.

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:lol: Only around here can a thread like this turn into a discussion centered on muppets, slumpbusters, and sex slaves

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I call dibs on book title!

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Found a girl for you, Hawg.

http://www.sportsgrid.com/ncaa-football ... na-monroe/

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It did start with Hawg Ass.... :wink: Hi Hawg!

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Passed out or too nervous to watch?

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I call dibs on book title!


I call 2nd dibs, if for some reason you decide at the last second that you can't make it..I mean write it.

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Passed out or too nervous to watch?

Im 99% sure passed out. He's motionless. Too nervous to watch would be moving
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