Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I will be offering $100 each to Frank's fiancee and any alternate groom who is willing to get married at Katie O's on November 8.
Throw in another $100 and she might wear the horse head like the last bride wore there.
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Serious requests only, but I am being remarkably serious with this offer. Long story short when we started planning this wedding over 18 months ago, our initial list of guests was ~200 people, and we ended up inviting 188. I wanted to have an entire table or 2 of CSFMB'ers, but with that number we had to draw a line somewhere. So we initially cut out some of you, and some of her co-workers. Unfortunately we have gotten over 30 RSVP's of No (pregnancies, job changes, and moving are the most common reasons) which is about 50 people, so we're real short on the number of guests we had to guarantee for the room. We are not even expecting a gift, we've decided that we would rather have the room full and have people eat 'n' drink the food 'n' booze we have to pay for anyway. Its Friday, November 8th 6:30-Midnight in the Oak Lawn area. There are a couple of other CSFMB'ers that are going, so you wouldn't be at a singles table full of random people. Family style dinner, open bar, and if need be we can get gluten free or vegetarian plates. PM me if you are interested. I need to know for sure by Sunday the 27th. +1's are obviously more than welcome, but please no kids. I hope nobody is offended that they were not invited, and if you are I'm sorry. We're going to have a great wedding day and a great honeymoon regardless, but as I said it would be nice to fill the room up a little more so I figured I'd throw it out there since I do consider many of you here my friends. Thanks for reading. If you end up coming, that is great! If you post bullshit in there, thats cool too, just make it funny you fuckheads! |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Congratulations and thanks. Can I just drop the kids off and come back around midnight for the last chicken dance? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Those of us that were privately invited know who we are |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Congrats! |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Have a great time. I seriously considered it but after consulting my calendar, won't be able to attend. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
I'd like for Frank to be the best man at my funeral. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: I'd like for Frank to be the best man at my funeral. I think he's only got a $50 suit. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Congrats to you and your future wife. Hope things go wonderful! |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Big Fan wrote: Im in
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Congrats Frank, I would love to cum but my child will bw born around then. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
I will be offering $100 each to Frank's fiancee and any alternate groom who is willing to get married at Katie O's on November 8. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I will be offering $100 each to Frank's fiancee and any alternate groom who is willing to get married at Katie O's on November 8. What if the alternate is Dave Grohl? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
spanky wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I will be offering $100 each to Frank's fiancee and any alternate groom who is willing to get married at Katie O's on November 8. What if the alternate is Dave Grohl? Make it Dave Martinez and you might have something there. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I will be offering $100 each to Frank's fiancee and any alternate groom who is willing to get married at Katie O's on November 8. Throw in another $100 and she might wear the horse head like the last bride wore there.
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Best wishes to you & your bride! |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Send the plane ticket to Pittsburgh c/o Pittmike. 
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
If only I weren't guaranteed a ticket whilst driving through EP, Oak Lawn, or God forbid...Hometown, I'd be in! Congrats & good luck! |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
I'll go if McNuggets are on the menu. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
spmack wrote: I'll go if McNuggets are on the menu. Will it replace Swedish Meatballs? Only time I ever see those things is at a wedding. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Mark down 2 kids meals for Kamps and his lady. No sauce. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Are you keeping the bar open through dinner or will I need to sneak in a flask? Full disclosure - I'll probably sneak in a flask either way. 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
This is how I find out you're getting married? Bastard. |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
jimmypasta wrote: spmack wrote: I'll go if McNuggets are on the menu. Will it replace Swedish Meatballs? Only time I ever see those things is at a wedding. Try IKEA! Hope you guys have a blast and congrats on the wedding! Unfortunately, I have a prior engagement in Evanston at that time, honoring the mother of my best man at my funeral. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
I'm not invited but I will be doing some blow in the bathroom stall. Come say high. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: I'd like for Frank to be the best man at my funeral. Are you Jewish? |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Only if the wedding band is Pi Theory. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Baby McNown wrote: Only if the wedding band is Pi Theory. They will be playing the honeymoon. http://www.youporn.com/watch/140826/cum ... y-s-music/ (NSFW) |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Is this the official CSFMB wedding? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
We have to give the hall a final count this week, so I need to know for sure by tomorrow. Thanks for all that have inquired, and thanks to those who are coming! |
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| Author: | Elmhurst Steve [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who wants to come to Coztansa's wedding? |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Serious requests only, but I am being remarkably serious with this offer. Long story short when we started planning this wedding over 18 months ago, our initial list of guests was ~200 people, and we ended up inviting 188. I wanted to have an entire table or 2 of CSFMB'ers, but with that number we had to draw a line somewhere. So we initially cut out some of you, and some of her co-workers. Unfortunately we have gotten over 30 RSVP's of No (pregnancies, job changes, and moving are the most common reasons) which is about 50 people, so we're real short on the number of guests we had to guarantee for the room. We are not even expecting a gift, we've decided that we would rather have the room full and have people eat 'n' drink the food 'n' booze we have to pay for anyway. If you had to cut "some of you" and "some of her co-workers", why not invite those particular individuals once you knew you were going to be short of the count needed for the room? So now you are reduced to inviting random internet friends to what should be the biggest day/night of your life as a couple? That's sad. Maybe if things get really desperate, you could offer to pay people to act as chair fillers..... 
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