Serious requests only, but I am being remarkably serious with this offer.

Long story short when we started planning this wedding over 18 months ago, our initial list of guests was ~200 people, and we ended up inviting 188. I wanted to have an entire table or 2 of CSFMB'ers, but with that number we had to draw a line somewhere. So we initially cut out some of you, and some of her co-workers. Unfortunately we have gotten over 30 RSVP's of No (pregnancies, job changes, and moving are the most common reasons) which is about 50 people, so we're real short on the number of guests we had to guarantee for the room.

We are not even expecting a gift, we've decided that we would rather have the room full and have people eat 'n' drink the food 'n' booze we have to pay for anyway. Its Friday, November 8th 6:30-Midnight in the Oak Lawn area. There are a couple of other CSFMB'ers that are going, so you wouldn't be at a singles table full of random people. Family style dinner, open bar, and if need be we can get gluten free or vegetarian plates.

PM me if you are interested. I need to know for sure by Sunday the 27th. +1's are obviously more than welcome, but please no kids. I hope nobody is offended that they were not invited, and if you are I'm sorry. We're going to have a great wedding day and a great honeymoon regardless, but as I said it would be nice to fill the room up a little more so I figured I'd throw it out there since I do consider many of you here my friends.

Thanks for reading. If you end up coming, that is great! If you post bullshit in there, thats cool too, just make it funny you fuckheads!

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Congratulations and thanks. Can I just drop the kids off and come back around midnight for the last chicken dance?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Those of us that were privately invited know who we are

Congrats!

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

Have a great time. I seriously considered it but after consulting my calendar, won't be able to attend.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I'd like for Frank to be the best man at my funeral.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I think he's only got a $50 suit.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Congrats to you and your future wife. Hope things go wonderful!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Congrats Frank, I would love to cum but my child will bw born around then.

I will be offering $100 each to Frank's fiancee and any alternate groom who is willing to get married at Katie O's on November 8.

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Don't take it personally.

What if the alternate is Dave Grohl?

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Make it Dave Martinez and you might have something there.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Throw in another $100 and she might wear the horse head like the last bride wore there.

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Best wishes to you & your bride!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Send the plane ticket to Pittsburgh c/o Pittmike.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

If only I weren't guaranteed a ticket whilst driving through EP, Oak Lawn, or God forbid...Hometown, I'd be in!

Congrats & good luck!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'll go if McNuggets are on the menu.

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Will it replace Swedish Meatballs? Only time I ever see those things is at a wedding.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Mark down 2 kids meals for Kamps and his lady. No sauce.

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Are you keeping the bar open through dinner or will I need to sneak in a flask?


Full disclosure - I'll probably sneak in a flask either way.

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You know me like that.

This is how I find out you're getting married?

Bastard.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Try IKEA!

Hope you guys have a blast and congrats on the wedding! Unfortunately, I have a prior engagement in Evanston at that time, honoring the mother of my best man at my funeral.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I'm not invited but I will be doing some blow in the bathroom stall.

Come say high.

Are you Jewish?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Only if the wedding band is Pi Theory.

They will be playing the honeymoon.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/140826/cum ... y-s-music/ (NSFW)

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Don't take it personally.

Is this the official CSFMB wedding?

We have to give the hall a final count this week, so I need to know for sure by tomorrow. Thanks for all that have inquired, and thanks to those who are coming!

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If you had to cut "some of you" and "some of her co-workers", why not invite those particular individuals once you knew you were going to be short of the count needed for the room? So now you are reduced to inviting random internet friends to what should be the biggest day/night of your life as a couple? That's sad. Maybe if things get really desperate, you could offer to pay people to act as chair fillers.....

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Go Cubs!!!!