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Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Take My Entertainment Center - FREE

Edit: Anyone want this for free? I'd just like to get it out of my place.

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Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Is everything superglued to it?

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

redskingreg wrote:
Is everything superglued to it?

Negative, but I'll throw in my Notorious B.I.G. action figure for free.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Douchebag wrote:
most TVs up to 40" will fit it


I'm sorry you're poor.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

No. I will not.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Let's talk about these trades a bit.
Is it only material things or... maybe...

Author:  spanky [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Darkside wrote:
Let's talk about these trades a bit.
Is it only material things or... maybe...

To be fair you could set up an impressive cock buffet on that thing

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

spanky wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Let's talk about these trades a bit.
Is it only material things or... maybe...

To be fair you could set up an impressive cock buffet on that thing

Well...
That's a selling point that you just never see in the Ikea catalog.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Darkside wrote:
Let's talk about these trades a bit.
Is it only material things or... maybe...

Maybe...sucking a cornucopia of cock.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

SomeGuy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Let's talk about these trades a bit.
Is it only material things or... maybe...

Maybe...sucking a cornucopia of cock.

Cocks don't come in a cornucopia.





I checked.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

You could hide two small bodies in that left cabinet.

Author:  bigfan [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

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Author:  IMU [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

bigfan wrote:
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You got some nice wood there.

Author:  Goggles [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

If I may say so, your house or apartment is meticulous.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Darkside wrote:
Cocks don't come in a cornucopia.


Oh, do I have a Thanksgiving story for you .....

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Cocks don't come in a cornucopia.


Oh, do I have a Thanksgiving story for you .....

Go on...

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Darkside wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Cocks don't come in a cornucopia.


Oh, do I have a Thanksgiving story for you .....

Go on...


It's a long and convoluted tale, but suffice to say towards the end it's me in bed with the two nuns when the Monsignor walked in and yada, yada, yada the cornucopia, looking like someone spritzed thin chowder all over it like a map of the Hawaiian islands, ended up stuffed better than the turkey.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

So am I the only one for whom the picture is upside down?

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

redskingreg wrote:
So am I the only one for whom the picture is upside down?

Yes.

Author:  BobVila [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Despite being commercially produced, this could be converted to a nice piece with some thought and proper execution. May I suggest donating it to Bob Vila?

It appears the excessive weight of your porn library has caused the top shelf to bow considerably. I would start by removing all those unnecessary videos and donating them to Mr. Vila as well.

My plans are for a custom store-and-serve buffet. Using wall anchors, I will hang the 2 side bookcases of the unit horizontally while placing the bottom on the floor directly below, after removing the drawers. Then, mounting the middle bookcase at counter height so it can be used as a serving station for cocktails. I can then remove the glass paneling and re-blow the glass myself into some beautiful artwork. Beam with pride as you serve your buffet of cock from your refashioned entertainment center!

Author:  spmack [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

Douchebag wrote:
Need to get rid of this thing. Converting my "man-cave" (sorry) into a home office for my new job, and this thing just takes up too much room. Looking to get $150. Paid over $1000 for it in 2006. Interesting trades considered.

Dimensions: Length = 82” / Width = 23.5” / Height = 75”

It's pretty massive, but most TVs up to 40" will fit it, and it's got a bunch of storage space.

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Send me the logins too all of your mults, even the ones you never admitted to, and we have a deal.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

spmack wrote:
Send me the logins too all of your mults, even the ones you never admitted to, and we have a deal.

Are you that interested in Spicy Senorita?

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

So I've had this up on Craigslist the past few days, and haven't gotten any bites. Is anyone interested in taking it for free? I just need to get it out of my place.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Take My Entertainment Center - FREE

Other than having no room, no truck, and no interest, I think it's a great deal.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Take My Entertainment Center - FREE

Lipid could do some work with this at Lakemoorfest.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Take My Entertainment Center - FREE

Furious Styles wrote:
Lipid could do some work with this at Lakemoorfest.

LOL

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Take My Entertainment Center - FREE

Does it breakdown at all or is it solid like that and has to be transported?

I might take it

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Buy My Entertainment Center

redskingreg wrote:
So am I the only one for whom the picture is upside down?


It was upside-down on one of my phones and righ tside-up on my other phone. Go figure.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Take My Entertainment Center - FREE

rogers park bryan wrote:
Does it breakdown at all or is it solid like that and has to be transported?

I might take it

It does break down into 4 pieces fairly easily (2 cabinets, the base, and the middle shelving unit).

It also can be taken completely apart, but it would be a nightmare to re-assemble.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Take My Entertainment Center - FREE

Douchebag wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Does it breakdown at all or is it solid like that and has to be transported?

I might take it

It does break down into 4 pieces fairly easily (2 cabinets, the base, and the middle shelving unit).

It also can be taken completely apart, but it would be a nightmare to re-assemble.

Interesting trades accepted?


I have Cal Ripken Starting Lineup figure

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