Yes. Fireworks. Firepit. Beer. Molestation Recliner (which is really now more of a molestation chair these days).
You can pet my cat. He'll probably try to kill you though. He does that.
Grilling! Drinking! And yes, a very sweet fireworks show.

As always, the actual fest a block or so away has a bags tourney, a biggest bass tourney (some bratty ass 7 year old hauled in a 5.1 lb largemouth last year), there's food joints there too, some local pizza places, and my favorite the chinese joint that sells some kick ass Hong Kong Chicken that's like glorious.

Most folks bring something to toss on the grills. We'll have a gas grill available for the jamokes that can't figure out the charcoal grills.

It's usually a good idea to bring a lawn chair, but as long as lipid and hoffy don't throw my lawn furniture in the firepit again we should have some seats.

There's gonna be a PA with music, and we usually have the instruments around so maybe we'll play a few tunes or there's always the option of awful karaoke that some guys do for some reason.

Parking is an issue after about 5 or so. If you get there early enough you can park on my lawn along the street. Or just drive right into the backyard if you're feeling Tiny.

If you know where to go that's great. If you need an address or directions then PM me or fuckin call me, most of you have my number by now don't you? I think you do. Or whatever. Call my wife. She loves that.

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What in the hell is Hong Kong chicken?

Especially in the culturally diverse & significant wilds of McHenry County.

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Woah woah woah woah woah chief.


Hong Kong Chicken is like Fried Chicken and Fried Rice and it fucking rocks.
And McHenry is more diverse than you think. We had genuine black dudes at Lakemoorfest last year. BLACK DUDES.

Diversity is a garden, baby, dig it.

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One way or another, I'm in.

^^ nice double fail, dickknees.





And a black broad with a posterior almost as nice as mine.

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Hong Kong Chicken was a Hanna Barbara cartoon in the '60s. You should remember.

That's a load of Hong Kong Phooey, mister .... you're clearly no number one super guy.

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I will only go if Panther is invited.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share


“We cannot turn away from this truth in this election, putting patriotism ahead of partisanship is not an aspiration —it is our duty.” -Liz Cheney

I will make every effort.

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Everyone is invited.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Ok, we're back to normal.


I have no idea what dicknees are, so excuse me if I'm not insulted.

It was a non-insulting insult ... just a madeup closed compound word ... as opposed to something like, say, fuckface or asshole, which have a decided edge to them comparatively.

Fuckface.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Wasn't this all cancelled in a fit of rage a few months back? Or am I imagining that? I feel like something happened....

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Will there be McNuggets served?

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No. And yeah, I cancelled it but I changed my mind.

Woman's prerogative.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

if i were to show up i'd catch my beatdown as an initiation into the crew, right? =D

(yeah, it's been what? 2-3 years of "hmmm maybe i could do" and then everyone says "hell yeah sini it'd be cool we'll even scoop you up from the metra" but then i shy away just cuz like, yeah, since everyone assumes i'm a mental pudwhack in the first place i figure it'd be an uphill battle IRL)

how many ppl turn out for these?

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I want to use the masturbation room and molestation recliner and I'm afraid of cats.

NOW, I'm in.

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Show me your titties!!!!

And yet this kind of exchange is why I wasn't originally invited to the MWSFMB

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In...and I'll be there too.


May even bring the wife if she isn't sick this year.

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One questions remains.....

We're in. This is always one the best parties of the summer. Its always great fun and seems to go by way too fast.

One of the coolest things last year was about 1/2way thru the fireworks show, Boyd starts playing 'Kashmir' the Celebration Day. 'Since I've Been Loving You' came on next and both songs, believe it or not, really seemed to fit right in with the fireworks.

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What time is Keeping Score showing up?

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Yeah, that's kinda it.

I figured it was what's the +/- on how many potatoes lipid brings .....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George