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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:29 pm 
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I am meeting friends from Lake Havasu, AZ there next Friday. Has anyone been there?

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The Heart Attack Grill menu consists of four burger varieties based on number of half-pound patties: the "Single Bypass Burger," the "Double Bypass Burger," the "Triple Bypass Burger," and the "Quadruple Bypass Burger." Each of the burgers can be augmented with "unadulterated" (not drained of the grease from cooking fat) bacon slices in quantities of four slices per patty, or 4 slices of bacon on the Single Bypass, 8 slices on the Double Bypass, 12 slices on the Triple Bypass, and 16 slices of bacon on the Quadruple Bypass Burger. All burgers are served, per patty, with a slice of American cheese, red onion, sliced tomato, and Heart Attack Grill's own unique special sauce.

"Flatliner Fries" (french fries) are the only available side item. These are fresh french cut potatoes deep fried in pure lard. Heart Attack Grill also offers three flavors of milkshakes, dubbed the "Butter-fat Shake," in vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. This high calorie shake is so named because it is made from butter fat cream. Various packaged candies are also available as dessert items, most notably is the controversial candy cigarette.

For refreshment, high sugar content sodas are available, as well as bottled water, and several brands of malt liquor and beers that are served in the can. There is also a full bar which, in keeping with their theme, serves FAT bastard wines, and liquor shots served in 4 ounce novelty syringes.

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Keep us updated so that we know you're ok. :shock: And have water to drink.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:20 pm 
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Have been there before and I could have swore that a couple years ago the guy who was the informal mascot, some 6'7" 400 pound guy died from a heart attack?

It's good, good schtick, hot waitress/nurses, I am just not a schtick eatery place. Either you have good food or dont, yellin' at me, etc dancing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:24 pm 
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Have been there before and I could have swore that a couple years ago the guy who was the informal mascot, some 6'7" 400 pound guy died from a heart attack?
It's good, good schtick, hot waitress/nurses, I am just not a schtick eatery place. Either you have good food or dont, yellin' at me, etc dancing

Pretty sure they use lard for fries.

Well, at least he stayed true to the theme and died for a cause.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:34 pm 
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bigfan wrote:
Have been there before and I could have swore that a couple years ago the guy who was the informal mascot, some 6'7" 400 pound guy died from a heart attack?

He was 525 pounds, and he died from pneumonia.

It's good, good schtick, hot waitress/nurses, I am just not a schtick eatery place. Either you have good food or dont, yellin' at me, etc dancing.

Yeah, the whole schtick thing really isn't for me either, but my friends from AZ want to check it out, and I'm staying at Main Street Station, so I can walk there.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:59 pm 
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I think they might have even closed after that guy died, then months later reopened.
575 Pounds, age 29, dead, Quite a promotion! Commit to the Burger!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:00 pm 
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Commit to the XXXXL

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:01 pm 
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I will probably have a single. I'm not sure how much room there will be after all of the Crown Royal and the beers from the brewpub at Main Street Station.

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Not just a clever name anymore.


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Is that cheese or sauce on the bottom bun?
no tomato...

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I've got to eat here.



yup...


Are you saying you want IMU to die?

Not that I'm against it or anything.....

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
I've got to eat here.



yup...


Are you saying you want IMU to die?

Not that I'm against it or anything.....

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:lol:
I was really saying I wanted to go there too. But now that you mention it...

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Nothing says fat like cream cheese mixed into everything.

http://www.kraftbrands.com/philly/Pages/default.aspx

and look at who the spokeswoman is...Paula Dean! Surprise!

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Jim Cornette said it was one of the best burgers he has ever had.

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I hope they aren't closed/too busy when Chus goes there for dinner on Friday. Oh, I mean how tragic for that guy.

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I think they might have even closed after that guy died, then months later reopened.
575 Pounds, age 29, dead, Quite a promotion! Commit to the Burger!

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So that's what happened to that guy that used to coach Notre Dame!

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Jim Cornette said it was one of the best burgers he has ever had.


He would know.

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Jim Cornette said it was one of the best burgers he has ever had.


He would know.


Yep. no one knows cheeseburgers and sprite like Corny

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/46399779/ns/health-heart_health/

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It wasn't me who suffered the heart attack. I am happy to report that I am alive and well. Especially with the $250 I won yesterday. Off to the tables.

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meh

The burger and fries were good, but nothing exceptional. If you are into the "schtick restaurant", or have been to Vegas many times like I have, and want to try a new place, go for it. It's not bad, just not great.

The hostess puts a hospital gown on each customer, or patient. The waitresses are dressed as sexy nurses (they were pretty cute), and the owner is dressed as a doctor. There is a huge scale in the middle of the restaurant. After your meal, you can step on the scale. If you weigh more than 350 lbs, your meal is free. Two guys qualified. When the scale exceeds 350, a light flashes and a siren wails. One guy weighed in at 346.

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meh

The burger and fries were good, but nothing exceptional. If you are into the "schtick restaurant", or have been to Vegas many times like I have, and want to try a new place, go for it. It's not bad, just not great.

The hostess puts a hospital gown on each customer, or patient. The waitresses are dressed as sexy nurses (they were pretty cute), and the owner is dressed as a doctor. There is a huge scale in the middle of the restaurant. After your meal, you can step on the scale. If you weigh more than 350 lbs, your meal is free. Two guys qualified. When the scale exceeds 350, a light flashes and a siren wails. One guy weighed in at 346.


that's just a tiny bit depressing


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Another one goes down.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/another-heart-attack-grill-customer-collapses-while-eating-191647836.html


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