LOLWAT?!?! do they have an actual security guard there, or are you paying for those surveilance cameras?

that'll be bloody fuer cking brilliant, when the "police state" continues building up over time to ready us for when "they" "drop the bomb" (you know, something like mandatory GPS/lockdown stuff in each cars they can measure your distances for CARBON TAX, which ties into something like a CO2 (cant do subscript) tax for breathing, and there's a major paradigm shift where the "economic crisis" is so dire that basically everyone has to give up 25-50% of what they make, not to mention the awesomeness that comes with the lockdown feature of the carbon/gps device cuz like, after a string of high profile police chases in the news cycle the media bombards you witr ch stats about how THOUSANDS of people per year senselessly die in car chases not to mention that the only people who run from the police are criminals and WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE so now the cops can basically point at your car and push a button and BZAMP your car shuts down and won't re-start until they un-do the lock.

so then you consent to the search, technically, because you have to and whoa surprise you don't have your mandatory RFID state ID that's tied into the CO2 tax, so that's punishable by both a $500 fine and 5 days in jail (no good time)and yeah.... basically like, the pervasive implementation of military-grade technology into the civilian sub/urban police forces has empowered "them" to up the ante on the "fuck you and give us more money" kick, which causes ~30% of the people to start railing about socialism and communists and welfare n-words and queens who take all of their miney and another 60% of people fed up that there's now 15 million millionaires in the USA while the # of poverty-level-or-below people has tripled and during this age of record profits for all of the banks and investors, they're just fed the fuck up with the growing disparity between the haves and the have nots as it's basically just increasingly more lazy window dressing that those at the top are gutting those at the middle/lower-middle and turning them into the poor who HAVE to follow all of the rules for government assistance otherwise they can't survive on their job at the verizon wireless store... and the other 10% worries about the fema death camps which, BREAKING NEWS, just got 50 million instacoffins!(tm) shipped to them and they wait with bated breath as their hero alex jones goes forth to interrupt peaceful public demonstrations with a loudhorn screaming out WE ARE NOT YOUR SLAVES! WE ARE NOT YOUR CATTLE! WE ARE FREE HUMAN BEINGS! and the leader of the demonstration is like "but alex, we're making cogent points about economic policy" to which alex gets irate and turns his bullhorn at them "HE'S ONE OF THEM! HES ONE OF THE BOHEMIAN GROVE ELITE WHO WANTS TO ENSLAVE YOU OR KILL YOU AT A FEMA DEATH CAMP!!!!"

and the other 0.00000001% is me, killing time on an excruciatingly early sunday morning conjecturing about this all. honestly, the way this window is open i have no idea what this thread is about or what purpose it serves, other than showing all three sides of the controlled "opposition" to whatever ruling paradigm is supposedly/formally in power.

need i say it again? SHOMER SHABBOS!

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OH YEAH, paying for iwaffle house securty guards.

welp, in these trying times of low employment security guarding is a lucrative career as #s need to raise as long as people think that things are constantly getting worse or on the brink of total collapse (see the fiscal cliff into the recent sequestering, etc... there's always a crisis around every corner! obviously it's because of these goddamn democrats being victim to the dual santa claus theory, but let's just pretend that it's because we're fat to the gills on entitlements and therefore everyone needs to bitch about their nearest homeless person / welfare queen cuz THEY'RE TAKING ALL THE $$$)

but yeah ARRRGHHHH to save another tangent, half bitches that these lazy illegals/bums/welfarequeens/socialists are taking THEIR $$$ (even tho it was deducted b4 they ever had it) and wasting it on social safety nets that are slowly disintegrating whilst everything is privatized to record profits, tho the lack of a safety net leads to more people fallign and therefore having nothing to lose and turning to crime to get what they want/need, which causes all of those good ol fashioned god-fearing apple pie and chevrolet republicas to bitch about all the crime nad how we need to get rid of it, which leads to security guard/camera/zone nation, which will eventually integrate mandatory 24/7/365 checkpoints (think about all of the employment opportunities!) which will be in place for when THE REAL SHIT HITS THE FAN.

so yeah, the security guards/cameras are indicative of a cultural paradigm where we catch up to england in terms of being constantly monitored by video cameras (remember mayor daley wanted to roll out something where every chicago street had a camera on it by 2014?) and increasingly more encompassing police/presence cuz like, when the real big/formal FUCK YOUs come from your financial overlords, shit, they wanna have a good ~10-20 year head start on the police state that backs it up, and since its been building up around you in the name of free enterprise (cuz all these tech companies wanna do is make money like every good lil business should wanna do) it wont be a total culture shock, it'll just feel normal because it's been a slow contrived build up for a long time and thus everyone will accept it and like, yeah, it bakes your noodle to realize it had humble beginnings back when you had to pay an extra tax for the security at waffle house, eh?

its like why supermasochist bob flanagan did things like nail his dick to a board with 13 giant nails: "because [he] can"--- same thing here.

soooo umm yeah dude i hope you had a nice secure breakfast at waffle house knowing the ultimate price that MUH FREEDUMBS paid for it!

/me remembers that he's a crackhead who talks too much and nobody wants to hear it so i gotta go back to my girl whitney (thats my pet name for my crackpipe. she's hot and OH BOY DOES SHE GOT THE PIPES literally....) and blaze up cuz nothing says 5:22am like GOOD MORNING WORLD I FANCY A BIT OF THE CRACK-COCAINE, YEEEEEESSSS?

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Anyone who has ever been in a Waffle House can attest that it is well worth it. I'm always concerned that a tweaked out waitress or cook might leap over the counter and attack me for my St. Christopher medal.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

So, you're paying waffle house to protect you from waffle house? I've never seen this before.

If the "All The Way" hash browns don't kill you, the waitress or cook will!

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@audioidkid

In my experience the staff seems potentially more dangerous than the customers. I went to one somewhere in the middle of Nowhere, Oklahoma where every single worker was an obvious meth-head with a limited amount of teeth, scabs on their faces, and all twitchy as hell. Uh, could you stand still for a minute while I tell you how I want my hashbrowns? Scattered, smothered, chunked, and peppered.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This particular House of Waffle Worship is in the Five Points area of Hotlanta:

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/2122631 ... r-security

Atlanta sounds like a time:

Lovin' that Sini in this here thread.

Roaming packs of Angry Fags are a larger public safety concern than Zombies? Discuss.

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