Love to get burgers while signs yell at me not to do stuff I wasn't gonna do anyway.

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Is this one of those places that turns the music up to 11?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'm right outside and can't hesr their shitty metal.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Look at Rule #6, a snarky customer-unfriendly swipe at vegetarians. "We're so metal, punk, tattooed, and tough we only eat bloody meat. GRRRRRRR!!!"

The problem is now they're pimping a shitty vegan burger to kiss the ass of pussy vegan metal band Converge. I guess licking the balls of some band that stops in once is more important than accomodating potential regular customers.

Fuck this place.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Those "rules" are so pretentious.

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Our heavy metal hamburgers are very well thought out!

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It looks like you can enter with no shirt and no shoes and get service.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The guys who make that vegan burger are from a company called Impossible Foods in Northern California, they have been all over town the last couple weeks sampling it. We met with them. It's pretty good. The fact that it "bleeds" is the selling point, I guess. I liked that it comes to the restaurant in 5 or 10 lb. chubs, rather than patties, so you can portion it in line with your other menu items. I didn't like that it was not gluten free, a lot of times customers will have both of these dietary requests. I've seen 3 or 4 big burger places are picking it up. I knew Kuma's picked it up, but I didn't know they retrofit it into a special Burger of the Month with a vegan Metal band.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Maybe due to its off the path location, but the original Kuma's was a chill-spot to hang out first year or two, until the Check Please appearance. After that, the lines started to be intolerable. They had an outdoor deck that never seemed to have anyone on it. Prolly b/c your service fell off if you sat outside back then. Actually only found them early on b/c they were one of the first/only places that had Unibroue brews, both in bottle/on draft. Maudite, Trois Pistoles and La Fin Du Monde. Good stuff. Tried going to original Kuma's a few times post Check Please and hardly seemed worth the bother, unless you went super late on a weeknight.