I'm always skeptical about these "results" from such a reputable source as pornhub.

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Ohio can't be happy about this.

this is fake data

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Oklahoma seemingly new to the whole thing.

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No surprise w/ MANY western states (CA, NM, CO, AZ, NV, UT).

Not sure I understand NJ's selection.

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those are relative ranks for each state vs all the others for those specific terms. i.e., ass-eating may not be the #1 term searched for among ILL pornhub users, but Illinois ranks first among the states in searching out ass-eating videos on pornhub. NJ ranks first when you rank the states on the search term turkish; which who dafugg spanks it to videos of ass-eating or turkey-fucking? freaky shit.

gobble gobble...applies to both

You've apparently never experienced Turkish Delight.

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its also zero summed, so many of these may be very seldom searched compared to others. its really useless data, but interesting that it kinda does fit for many states. im not surprised about colorado. and not surprised everyone in wisconsin tryin to fuck eachother either.

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I didn't even look at Wisconsin. I just assumed it was Missionary.

Utah


Apparently Alaskan men have such limited access to actual women they've developed a preference for inanimate porn stars


Mount Rushmore of Sex Doll Porn Stars => incoming blog post from Barstool Anchorage