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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:06 pm 
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Bavaria Haus, Schaumburg. This was absolutely the most flavorless German meal I have ever had. It was shitty food. I'm not sure who is working the kitchen, but it felt like it was an elderly person. When you get to that point in life where is salt and sugar kick your ass you do not belong in a restaurant kitchen. And if it wasn't an elderly person working the kitchen it's somebody who lost their sense of taste.


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Portillos.

How the fuck is this place so popular? Every damned location has lines out the door. Their food is mediocre at best. You can go to a local Vienna stand and get the same crappy fast food for cheaper.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:43 pm 
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Portillos.

How the fuck is this place so popular? Every damned location has lines out the door. Their food is mediocre at best. You can go to a local Vienna stand and get the same crappy fast food for cheaper.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:29 am 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Portillos.

How the fuck is this place so popular? Every damned location has lines out the door. Their food is mediocre at best. You can go to a local Vienna stand and get the same crappy fast food for cheaper.



agreed.

That said, it feels like a treat when I eat there.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:09 am 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Portillos.

How the fuck is this place so popular? Every damned location has lines out the door. Their food is mediocre at best. You can go to a local Vienna stand and get the same crappy fast food for cheaper.


yikes bad take. food is almost always fresh and good.

order via app for instore pickup, get in car and drive to resturant, arrive and pick up food in less than 3 minutes, leave.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:13 am 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Portillos.

How the fuck is this place so popular? Every damned location has lines out the door. Their food is mediocre at best. You can go to a local Vienna stand and get the same crappy fast food for cheaper.


yikes bad take. food is almost always fresh and good.

order via app for instore pickup, get in car and drive to resturant, arrive and pick up food in less than 3 minutes, leave.



I am not sure how processed food can be fresh.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:22 am 
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McDonald’s, BK, Subway, Portillos ... basically any chain restaurant sucks - unless your a slob pushing 3 spins on the scale who will shovel any crap into their gullet - or someone who has zero taste buds,


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:31 am 
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99.5% of the restaurants in Massachusetts, the most overrated state in the country.

Most of Massachusetts is basically Iowa--except with a snobby attitude.

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99.5% of the restaurants in Massachusetts, the most overrated state in the country.

Most of Massachusetts is basically Iowa--except with a snobby attitude.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:35 am 
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Bavaria Haus, Schaumburg. This was absolutely the most flavorless German meal I have ever had. It was shitty food. I'm not sure who is working the kitchen, but it felt like it was an elderly person. When you get to that point in life where is salt and sugar kick your ass you do not belong in a restaurant kitchen. And if it wasn't an elderly person working the kitchen it's somebody who lost their sense of taste.


It's hit or miss now. Used to be really good. And it's the owner in the kitchen. And she's elderly.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:48 am 
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billypootons wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Portillos.

How the fuck is this place so popular? Every damned location has lines out the door. Their food is mediocre at best. You can go to a local Vienna stand and get the same crappy fast food for cheaper.


yikes bad take. food is almost always fresh and good.

order via app for instore pickup, get in car and drive to resturant, arrive and pick up food in less than 3 minutes, leave.


Agreed. Portillo has been very good to fantastic every time I have ever eaten there.

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Rock Bottom
Emmett's Brewing Company in DG


With Emmett's, it has to be the worst food ever made. I will eat almost anything that I pay for in a restaurant because I hate to waste money, but even I couldn't choke down this shit. When you walk by the place, the bar is full and the restaurant is empty. And the beer isn't that good. It needs to go away.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:00 am 
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Rock Bottom
Emmett's Brewing Company in DG


With Emmett's, it has to be the worst food ever made. I will eat almost anything that I pay for in a restaurant because I hate to waste money, but even I couldn't choke down this shit. When you walk by the place, the bar is full and the restaurant is empty. And the beer isn't that good. It needs to go away.


I ate here once, it wasn't very good. Don't really get Uncle Julio's either.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:01 am 
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Rock Bottom
Emmett's Brewing Company in DG


With Emmett's, it has to be the worst food ever made. I will eat almost anything that I pay for in a restaurant because I hate to waste money, but even I couldn't choke down this shit. When you walk by the place, the bar is full and the restaurant is empty. And the beer isn't that good. It needs to go away.

Yep, Emmett's is trash.

I used to like Rock Bottom, but they have gone to complete shit in the last 10 years.

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Rock Bottom
Emmett's Brewing Company in DG


With Emmett's, it has to be the worst food ever made. I will eat almost anything that I pay for in a restaurant because I hate to waste money, but even I couldn't choke down this shit. When you walk by the place, the bar is full and the restaurant is empty. And the beer isn't that good. It needs to go away.


I ate here once, it wasn't very good. Don't really get Uncle Julio's either.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:21 am 
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Portillo's is fine. Get outta here with your BS hipster takes.

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I think Portillo's is an excellent restaurant. You guys need to get a cheese fry once in awhile.

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What should be on the list is:

Taco Bell
Subway
Arby's
Brown's Chicken
Applebee's
Chili's
TGI Friday's
Red Robin
Rosati's
Little Caesar's
Papa John's
Domino's
Pizza Hut
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Telegram Sam wrote:
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Rock Bottom
Emmett's Brewing Company in DG


With Emmett's, it has to be the worst food ever made. I will eat almost anything that I pay for in a restaurant because I hate to waste money, but even I couldn't choke down this shit. When you walk by the place, the bar is full and the restaurant is empty. And the beer isn't that good. It needs to go away.


I ate here once, it wasn't very good. Don't really get Uncle Julio's either.


Fuck Uncle Julio's! It replaced Harrison's in Orland which was easily our favorite restaurant.

We've done Rock Bottom a couple times and the beer was excellent but the food was mediocre.

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Drake LaRrieta wrote:
What should be on the list is:

Taco Bell
Subway
Arby's
Brown's Chicken
Applebee's
Chili's
TGI Friday's
Red Robin
Rosati's
Little Caesar's
Papa John's
Domino's
Pizza Hut
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White Castle? Even Jesus thinks you are fucking insane with this.

Brown's Chicken should put a location Palatine. They would make a killing.

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Brown's Chicken should put a location Palatine. They would make a killing.


Frank, Are you doing like a Hanley tribute show today or something?

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What should be on the list is:

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