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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:50 pm

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Yes, that's right...a recipe...for bacon...

...just...bacon...

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/late-night-bacon-recipe/reviews/index.html

Love the comments...

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johnnyfontane

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:52 pm

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First, you find a pig.....

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:27 pm

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runge2002_730663 wrote:

Does anyone have a good recipe for Banana? I typically take one from the bunch, peel it, discard the peel and eat it. But I feel like I am missing something. Any recipe for Orange would be helpful too.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:33 pm

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onmiown3 wrote:

I wish you had told me to REMOVE the bacon from its wrapper. Now my microwave smells like plastic and my bacon is laminated!! Total failure RAY RAY!

BTW, can anyone send me the recipe on how to boil water from that old FN show "How to Boil Water"? I misplaced it and thus have not been able to make coffee, tea or cocoa for months now. Thanks.

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johnnyfontane

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:36 pm

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Crazy Uncle Dan wrote:

That's not what "late night bacon" means in my house.

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Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:37 pm

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michelobultrafan wrote:

I put the bacon into my microwave and set the timer. After an hour I was dismayed to find out that I put my bacon into the dishwasher. The heating cycle added a slightly overt crispness to it, while the Cascade marinade left a delightfully refreshing aftertaste that stuck all day long. I'm peeing blood now!

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Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:44 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

michelobultrafan wrote:

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Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:44 pm

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Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

johnnyfontane wrote:

First, you find a pig.....

Ok. Then what? THEN WHAT?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:52 pm

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johnnyfontane wrote:

Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

johnnyfontane wrote:

First, you find a pig.....

Ok. Then what? THEN WHAT?

Ajent and cubbiegirlshamus?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:53 pm

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i suppose a lot of the credit could still go to the YTMND guys who started all this years ago with the "3 wolf moon" shirt and "tuscan whole milk" comments.

but it makes for a lot of laughs.

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Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:57 pm

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:03 am

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Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

DOes bigfan run that fucking site? They deleted my comment!

It's still there...

...and that disgusting... :lol:

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:58 am

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real talk, guys... if she wasn't rich and famous or anything, how many beers would it take for you to hit it?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:30 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

real talk, guys... if she wasn't rich and famous or anything, how many beers would it take for you to hit it?

I'd probably hit that sober.

About 6 if she started talking though.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:34 am

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@Hoffy's comment:

Hoffy on the Food Network wrote:

WOW! I followed this recipe to the letter and I got real cooked bacon! Out. Standing! I think Im going to try to mix it up a bit next time. Im curious if I stick the bacon down my pants before cooking if it will help with some of the natural flavorings and aromas. Ill let you all know soon!

I just want to know who the 1 person was that found this review helpful

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Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:40 am

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"Complain all you want. It’s like railing against the pounding surf. She only grows stronger and more powerful. Her ear-shattering tones louder and louder. We KNOW she can’t cook. She shrewdly tells us so. So…what is she selling us? Really? She’s selling us satisfaction, the smug reassurance that mediocrity is quite enough. She’s a friendly, familiar face who appears regularly on our screens to tell us that “Even your dumb, lazy ass can cook this!” Wallowing in your own crapulence on your Cheeto-littered couch you watch her and think, “Hell…I could do that. I ain’t gonna…but I could–if I wanted! Now where’s my damn jug a Diet Pepsi?” Where the saintly Julia Child sought to raise expectations, to enlighten us, make us better–teach us–and in fact, did, Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys. “You’re doing just fine. You don’t even have to chop an onion–you can buy it already chopped. Aspire to nothing…Just sit there. Have another Triscuit..Sleep…sleep…”

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:49 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

real talk, guys... if she wasn't rich and famous or anything, how many beers would it take for you to hit it?

This is some kind of gay litmus test, correct?

The answer is none for you guys who have to cheat.

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mel junior

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:11 am

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What's the over/under on a Rachel Ray sex tape surfacing in about 2 years?

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:13 am

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I thought Hoffy and redneckmommy were big supporters of Rachel Ray's "cuisine".

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:22 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

I thought Hoffy and redneckmommy were big supporters of Rachel Ray's "cuisine".

I think that's Paula Deen.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:31 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

I thought Hoffy and redneckmommy were big supporters of Rachel Ray's "cuisine".

I think that's Paula Deen.

Maybe they like both.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:42 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

I thought Hoffy and redneckmommy were big supporters of Rachel Ray's "cuisine".

I think that's Paula Deen.

Maybe they like both.

I for one am indifferent to just about everyone on the Food Network, except for that Sandra Lee chick (she's creepy) and Fieri (douchebag)

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Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:44 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

real talk, guys... if she wasn't rich and famous or anything, how many beers would it take for you to hit it?

One girl, one colander :wink:

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:52 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

I for one am indifferent to just about everyone on the Food Network, except for that Sandra Lee chick (she's creepy) and Fieri (douchebag)

Yeah, Sandra Lee is spectacularly disturbing--both in her appearance and in the odd food she prepares. Rachel Ray is also overflowing with creepiness, perhaps, as Bourdain indicates, because she so zealously embraces mediocrity.

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Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:03 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

real talk, guys... if she wasn't rich and famous or anything, how many beers would it take for you to hit it?

-7

I like drunk chicks...

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:08 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

M4ST3R CH3F wrote:

BACON BACON I AM UR BACON

Lipid?

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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: Rachel Ray's Recipe for Bacon

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:28 am

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good dolphin wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

real talk, guys... if she wasn't rich and famous or anything, how many beers would it take for you to hit it?

This is some kind of gay litmus test, correct?

The answer is none for you guys who have to cheat.

It's only cheating if you get caught.

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Phil McCracken

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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:29 am

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I think this is a great help for the next time I stumble home. I swore I would stop using knives as I am only down to 9 fingers from a late night drunken binge 3 months ago, so this quick recipe helps. I now know to never cross steams and strips (of bacon. Just wondering, is there a kosher version of this?