#Truth

There was a guy in line at Naperville that wouldn't shut up about beer, or anything else.

The topic of Surly Darkness came up. I said that I got one, but I was going to trade it to my buddy for a 3 Floyd's Darklord, any year I want. He tells me not to do it, because the Surly will fetch more in a trade. I explained that I was doing this as a solid for my buddy, who was unable to get one. He has a very impressive stash of beer, and he always shares them with me. In fact, he will probably crack the Darkness when I am there, anyway.

At 8:50, an employee of Binny's announced that we could get 2 bottles of the BCBS, 1 coffee, 1 barleywine, and our choice of bomber. I told my buddy (different guy than the one with the huge stash, this guy is a bowling teammate) that I was going to get the Vanilla. This hipster doofus tells me not to do it. I should get the Coconut, because that will bring back more in a trade. I told him that I wasn't trading these, and that they were going under my bar to age, until my wife and I open them. I told him that I have 2 coconuts from last year, and my wife doesn't like coconut anyway. At this point, he finally shut the fuck up.

He must have told me ten times that he just finished working a 48 hour shift. He was also constantly exhaling his e-cig right into my face. I really wanted to give this guy a shot to the ribs.

I go to that Binny's all the time, and I smoke an e-sig.