Killer V wrote:
Both kids woke up puking today. This one's gonna be great!!
oh man, that reminds me of new years eve.... uhhh... heading into 2003 methinks? i was working 2 jobs at the time and clearling like $900-1200 every 2 weeks so i was "doing well" in life (relative to being an aimless ~22 year old) so that new years coulda been great... plus there was a big NYE party down the street from me, which is absolutely priceless in elk grove village FFS...
...but i ended up getting one of those inner-ear-infections i used to suffer as a kid and it hit me proper horrorshow. imagine your ear being muffled and pressurized with a side of pain pain PAIN.... it hit me so hard that i was essentially bedridden all day (and vh1 was running a marathon of, uhhh, the very first iteration of i love the 90s methinks? yeah i got to find out who michael ian black was and got to hate him accordingly because of this) --- so i ended up sleeping through a big party blowout (where someone either DID fuck amy 0rtmanns or at least tried to... i was getting calls with deets about these amy stories like WHERE ARE YOU DUDE?!?! but i was down for the coun")
and then that night tim richard died. he actually got a hotel room at the hampton inn at oakton/busse(83) in the elk grove industrial park border, and he did that because he was partying at famous freddy's (nee dum[b]as[s] walker's, now morteei's methinks?] which was just down the street from the hampton inn.... however you had to walk along a ~35-40mph road not designed for pedestrians.... and when he went to cross busse at one point some drunk illegal immigrant plowed into him and killed him. i think everyone found out dude was illegal cuz he immediately fled the scene and came back with his [legal] wife, who claimed she was driving when she hit tim.
as an aside, wow, that's a pretty damn good wife, right? take the blame for possible DUI/vehicular-manslaughter? for your illegal immigrant man?
#MarryThatOne
#AnchorBabiesAweigh
#GhostOfJimmyRearDumb
so yeha, the one NYE i properly missed back during my "social era" (read: i was suburban enough to have a car) = not only did i miss an awesome party down the block.... not only did i get calls about pursuing/nailing[?] the most average woman in the history of Average (yes, that's Average with a capital a**) --- but then i find out that maybe, just maybe, if i had went over to freddy's with a few ppl who left rich's party [the one down my block] there's a chance that tim richard might still be alive? i wouldn't have let him drunkenly walk to his hotel, and my drinking policy of "the rule of 6's" during my driving epochs = i woulda definitely been good to take him back cuz i'm far from a binge drinker, esp when driving. man, thinking about that shit could drive you insane [see my post history for evidence of this phenomenon]
i tell you what.... esp on a night where the irony = the only reason he died was because he responsibly got the nearest hotel to the bar he was gonna NYE-drink at-- you wanna say something like god works in mysterious ways, eh? where my board athiests at to torch-n-pitchfork this dude out of the ethereal almighty?
btw, i wanna toss in taht tim richard was 1 of 2 weed dealers who'd trade me an eighth-to-quarter of nugs (~$60-120 value, albeit not at their volume prices) for ~10 burned pirated dreamcast games (during the 01-02 era where dreamcast basically covered my weed bills for like ~9-15 months. that's one reason i'm forever a sega guy!) tim requested the hell out of the bass fishing one and totally popped/marked-the-fuck-out when i gave it to him. he once told me "dude, it's like christmas morning every time you come over with games" to which i could only retort "and hey, you certainly brought the christmas trees so it's a match made in the north pole? now what can we do about the ho ho ho part?' --- #RIP Tim Richard!
** = to give you an idea of how average ol girl was, at one point she had an AOL/AIM nickname Love7881 because, [drum roll], she was born on july 8th 1981. how original is that? one time she was chatting me up on AIm and the conversation got really tiresome really quick so figuring she didnt know about trillian (or aim express for that matter) and that you could use two screen names at the same time, i quickly registered an AIM name "Lame7881" and proceeded to lovingly mock her from there [nothing serious, just some "ballbusting" like groups of guys tend to do] --- the most hilarious part was when she started complaining to me about Lame7881 like "who could it be?" and i said "uhhhh i think it's phil harris or something?" only to find out that she actually was cheating on my boy Ray with Phil Harris, so it ended up being like UBER-LOL and she ended up thinking that ray was Lame7881.... if only she knew, eh? =D
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?