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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:52 pm 
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It was actually $1 for three of them, and yes they were that bad. Scooter, I am sure you would love them if you were able to eat some after polishing off yet another 1.75 liter bottle of Captain Morgan.


In Scooter's defense, at least it's booze that makes his posts bad.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 1:54 pm 
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True. What makes yours so awful?

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True. What makes yours so awful?


Well, for most posters, it's probably that they're boring and nonsensical. For you, it's probably that you have to look up all the words.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:00 pm 
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True. What makes yours so awful?


Well, for most posters, it's probably that they're boring and nonsensical. For you, it's probably that you have to look up all the words.
You really didn't answer the question, but I do agree. You are boring and nonsensical....among other things.

I had to look that up to make sure it was a sufficient enough insult. I'm ok with it

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:12 pm 
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You really didn't answer the question, but I do agree.


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
It was actually $1 for three of them, and yes they were that bad. Scooter, I am sure you would love them if you were able to eat some after polishing off yet another 1.75 liter bottle of Captain Morgan.

Boring.Typical Frankie Poo. :roll:


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
It was actually $1 for three of them, and yes they were that bad. Scooter, I am sure you would love them if you were able to eat some after polishing off yet another 1.75 liter bottle of Captain Morgan.


In Scooter's defense, at least it's booze that makes his posts bad.

Captain Morgan? Never. Sugar piss.


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Your boss bought you guys shit off the McDonald's value meal for Christmas? Goddamn, that's pretty rough. Fuck that boss.

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Wow. These are surprisingly terrible. how do you mess up cheese?

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I stand with Frank's boss and all others who have bought sub-par mozzarella sticks for their employee's holiday party: http://www.eater.com/2016/2/2/10898588/mcdonalds-mozzarella-sticks-lawsuit-class-action

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The world's largest burger chain has now been slammed with the world's cheesiest class action lawsuit. McDonald's is already in the midst of some social media backlash over whether its new menu addition, mozzarella sticks, actually contains any cheese after a few customers were apparently served hollow sticks. Now, a man in California is looking to get $5 million in damages from the company for himself and 40 other consumers involved in the suit, all because of the chain's claim that the sticks are "100 percent real cheese" and "real mozzarella," according to Law360.

Chris Howe, lead plaintiff, claimed in the lawsuit: "The sticks are filled with a substance that is composed (in part) of starch, in violation of the federal standards of identity for ‘mozzarella' cheese, and contrary to reasonable consumers' expectations regarding the meaning of the term ‘mozzarella.'"

Per Howe's claim, something like 3.76 percent of the cheese portion of McDonald's mozzarella sticks is actually starch filler. Federal guidelines reportedly prohibit the use of starch in products that are labeled "mozzarella cheese." The lawsuit says McDonald's cut costs by using a filler and therefore had used unfair and fraudulent advertising in claiming the menu item actually contained mozzarella cheese.

McDonald's refutes these claims, saying the company has not engaged in deceptive practices, as "our mozzarella cheese sticks are made with 100 percent low moisture part skim mozzarella cheese," a spokesman told Law360. The chain is poised to defend itself against this action. Cheese lovers everywhere are... probably not holding their breath.

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Cheese lovers don't have the ability to hold their breath for more than a few seconds. [insert DiCaro joke]

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 11:01 am 
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Is it just me, or do all of these dumbass lawsuits start in California

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Nice move by Frank to file suit in CA. Very consumer-friendly.

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You know what would be a nice move for you? If you hit yourself in the face with a cast iron skillet.

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You know what would be a nice move for you? If you hit yourself in the face with a cast iron skillet.

You seen leash? Mission Accomplished.

Just kidding. Leash is a solid 7.

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Is it just me, or do all of these dumbass lawsuits start in California


I heard the circus came to California and when they left town they forgot to take all the clowns with them!

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You know what would be a nice move for you? If you hit yourself in the face with a cast iron skillet.

Huh? That's a pretty shitty way to respond to an olive branch post by leash.

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You know what would be a nice move for you? If you hit yourself in the face with a cast iron skillet.
This guy gets it.

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You know what would be a nice move for you? If you hit yourself in the face with a cast iron skillet.

Huh? That's a pretty shitty way to respond to an olive branch post by leash.


Agreed. Cuts me deep. I was only giving Frank kudos on his legal prowess.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:35 am 
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Skillet to the face would cut a lot deeper.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Skillet to the face would cut a lot deeper.


Who writes your jokes?

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Got a couple orders the other day (2 for $2). They were somewhat alright. Wouldn't pay more than $2 for them though. If that's real cheese in there, then I'm a rocket scientist.

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It seems to be the breading that is bad. Fucking mozz cheese is what it is usually. But these are not fresh cooked usually they sit under a light for several minutes if not hours.


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leashyourkids wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Skillet to the face would cut a lot deeper.


Who writes your jokes?

:lol:

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