Some guy I have known for a while was talking with my brother at some event and said something like "you and the rest of your family are fabulous but I have always had a crush on that older brother of your's, ______"

I found it flattering. I don't care who it is, it is always nice to be thought of as attractive. Objectify me all you want.

I still gots it mothafuckas!

So as you guys throw insults at me today, remember, I have other options.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

and it's in this section because I'm such a dish

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

tl;dr

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Who?

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Dolphin remains one of the best.

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DID. NOT. HAPPEN!!!

I'd hardly be outing the guy because he is flaaaaming, but I don't think it would be right to post his name.

It's funny because it is obvious to everyone but he had to keep it closeted to his old mother. She died recently and he was out, guns blazing. He also inherited quite a bit of money, so maybe it would be worth it for me to give him a ride on space mountain.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Did too. My brother told me on Monday.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I think this means you're gay now.

Explains the crossdressing.

I guess the gay community has chubby chasers too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I thought it was weird walking around Boystown and everyone kept yelling "Bear Down!" at me when it wasn't football season

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I guess you're a Cubs fan after all, Good Dolphin.

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Now??

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Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I look forward to your thoughts on hatchbacks, foie gras and Supernatural.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I explained the positioning in Post #2

I can understand as my hunkiness in Post #1 probably distracted you.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Should be a c in front of hunkiness.

lashing out because you feel threatened

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Did this guy relocate recently?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

So, that's a yes?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I guess he already knows the positioning.

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This kind of opportunity doesn't present itself to me every day.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Any pole, any hole.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

See you in a year.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Did anyone ever get to the bottom ( ) of the BIGFAN burrito mystery?

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