This country is all sorts of fucked up. Who the fuck prefers an egg salad sandwich to a reuben or french dip?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

MANY in this country have no idea what a French dip is.

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Bad list, as I see no hot dogs .

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Not a mult.

I'll also say that I have never in my life heard of a bacon sandwich, but I'll admit it doesn't sound awful.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Not nearly enough love for the French Dip and Rueben.

Grilled cheese is good...but shouldn't be the top.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Grilled chicken can go screw.

Might as well put a few pieces of cardboard between some bread.

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You know me like that.

I notice there is no hot dog on there.

Looks like I was in the right camp with that not being a sandwich.

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Probably my favorite sandwiches on that list would be
1. BLT
2. French Dip
3. Reuben
4. Grilled Cheese
5. Roast Beef

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

French Dips...ugh. We were in Michigan with the in-laws...having lunch and I got a french dip. I proceeded to dump the bowl of gravy on the sandwich...my in-laws thought I was nuts.

Then they came to Chicago, and we went to slum it at Portillo's. I got a beef dipped, and suggested they do the same.

Now they see things the right way.

As far as the rest of that list goes, roast beef, pb & j, grilled chicken, and I'd take chicken salad over anything else there.

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Turkey club is very underrated

No love for the Cuban, huh? Oh well, more for me...

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Freedom dip

I wish I didn't.

An Italian Beef slays it, so why bother?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Why aren’t hot dog or brat rated?

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Because they are not sandwiches, you fuckin terrorist!

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If you take a hot dog out of a bun, it’s still a hot dog.

Same with a hamburger - also not listed.

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You know me like that.

Egg salad and Tuna are horrible. Those should have like 2% support. Ridiculous

PB&J is the most perfect sandwich. People with peanut allergies should not have been allowed to vote. Throw those losers into an incinerator

Dammit, I like the way you think!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Cubans are glorious.

My guilty pleasure is a good sloppy joe. By no means a top sandwich but so much better than egg salad or tuna.

A generic “Italian” cold cut sandwich is awesome as well.

Also let’s not forget about an Italian beef. *chef kissing fingers*

You mean to tell me that a quarter of the country takes a bite out of a turkey sandwich and their first thought is, "yup, this sucks".

It's one of the most inoffensive sandwiches out there.

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The turkey haters show up every year around here near Thanksgiving.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Grilled chicken sandwiches suck ass. So do turkey sandwiches.

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Been Caught Squealin'

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Gotta add spicy relish and diced jalapeno to the tuna salad! I love a good homemade tuna sandwich.

Did Metallica's "hobo bologna" sandwich make the cut?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

If it's got mayo as a condiment or actual ingredient (egg, tuna, chicken salad), I'm not eating it.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Nope. At least one of us is here flying the flag every day.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Deviled eggs kick fucking ass.

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