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 Post subject: Who the fuck eats rice
PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 11:59 am 
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I can go into the grocery store and buy literally anything I want. Im not poor. But I choose rice. You have to cook it right and use garlic. Done properly, it's the best meal. White rice... none of that woke Jasmin shit. And pair it with a side of gardettos. Mix them together for an even more Rachael ray meal. Like before she wasnt hot anymore. Down it with a few shots of Kessler and it'll be time to go home in a blink.

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A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 1:51 pm 
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Caller Bob wrote:
A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”

Did you write that?

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Caller Bob wrote:
A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”


wtf does nonplussed mean? Bob related to Eleanor Roosevelt or something?
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HawaiiYou wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”


wtf does nonplussed mean? Bob related to Eleanor Roosevelt or something?


He wasn’t plussed.

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Caller Bob is a giant plussy.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”

Did you write that?

Hell no. That joke was in Lethal Weapon 4.

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Darkside wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”

Did you write that?

Hell no. That joke was in Lethal Weapon 4.


Bob wrote Lethal Weapon 4?
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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WestmontMike wrote:
Bob wrote Lethal Weapon 4?



He stayed true to the theme. There was no 5.

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HawaiiYou
PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:12 pm 
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WestmontMike wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”

Did you write that?

Hell no. That joke was in Lethal Weapon 4.


Bob wrote Lethal Weapon 4?


I doubt it. He’s a comedy writer from his IMDb profile. Check the movie credits
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Nardi
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HawaiiYou wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
A Greek gentleman, eating in a Chinese restaurant, ordered fried rice, and the waiter, smiling and courteous, said, “Ah, yes, flied lice.” This struck the diner as excruciatingly funny and he ordered fried rice whenever he came in just to hear the waiter say, “flied lice”—-at which he would laugh heartily. He took to bringing in friends so that they might her this, too, and little by little the waiter realized he was a source of fun and mockery.
Well, waiters have their feelings, too. This one took his life savings and invested it in a course on elocution and public speaking, and one day when the Greek gentleman arrived with several of his friends and ordered fried rice, the waiter said blandly, “Ah, yes, fr-r-ried r-r-rice.”

And as the Greek sat there nonplussed, the Chinese waiter cried out in triumph, “How you like that, you Gleek plick?”


wtf does nonplussed mean? Bob related to Eleanor Roosevelt or something?

Yes, but not as good looking
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IkeSouth wrote:
I can go into the grocery store and buy literally anything I want. Im not poor.



White rice meals and Walmart furniture. You sure?
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stlmax wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
I can go into the grocery store and buy literally anything I want. Im not poor.



White rice meals and Walmart furniture. You sure?

:lol:

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That's why I'm not poor

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Nardi wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:

wtf does nonplussed mean? Bob related to Eleanor Roosevelt or something?

Yes, but not as good looking


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