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Darkside

Post subject: Uncrustables

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:25 pm

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Not too fucking shabby.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:37 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Not too fucking shabby.

G.ay

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:39 pm

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So, I used to make my son’s lunch basically every day, peanut butter and jelly. When those sumbitches came out, I thought I won life. But fuck no, he liked the sammiches made.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:42 pm

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Kids live off them.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:28 pm

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No, the are shabby. Frying them looks fun though.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:31 pm

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I didn't like when the accountant got shot in the elevator.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:07 am

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Never heard of them. Must be a millennial thing. When we were raising kids it was Lunchables going away.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:37 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I didn't like when the accountant got shot in the elevator.

Bullshit, he deserved it. At least he didn’t die squealing like a stuck Irish pig.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:07 am

Hawg Ass wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I didn't like when the accountant got shot in the elevator.

Bullshit, he deserved it. At least he didn’t die squealing like a stuck Irish pig.

I understand he took a blood oath to prepare for anything in order to cut the crust off his sandwiches, but I still didn’t like it.

The train station scene was too long also, no way that crust wouldn’t have broken. The symphonic extended rendition of Peanut Butter Jelly Time didn’t add to the tension in the way the director intended either in my humble opinion.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:49 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I didn't like when the accountant got shot in the elevator.

Bullshit, he deserved it. At least he didn’t die squealing like a stuck Irish pig.

Yes, you could have eaten a box of uncrustables as he was staring down the barrel at the lousy bookkeeper, I mean really.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:11 am

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Spaulding wrote:

No, the are shabby. Frying them looks fun though.

Stop yourself woman!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:25 am

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Ralph, excuse you but the Good Doctor and I are having a riveting conversation on the all time classic movie, The Incrustables.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:30 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I didn't like when the accountant got shot in the elevator.

Bullshit, he deserved it. At least he didn’t die squealing like a stuck Irish pig.

And what are you prepared to do?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:35 am

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W_Z wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I didn't like when the accountant got shot in the elevator.

Bullshit, he deserved it. At least he didn’t die squealing like a stuck Irish pig.

And what are you prepared to do?

I am willing to grab those grapes straight from the vine.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:39 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Ralph, excuse you but the Good Doctor and I are having a riveting conversation on the all time classic movie, The Incrustables.

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:12 am

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I put my uncrustable in the toaster. Pretty Pretty Pretty good.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:33 pm

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Psycory wrote:

I put my uncrustable in the toaster. Pretty Pretty Pretty good.

See that haters? Uncrustables are good.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:02 pm

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why not make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:12 pm

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We got free lunches for our summer day camps and PB&J Uncrustables were more popular with staff than kids. They’re excellent frozen too, as well as toasted.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:26 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

why not make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich?

Why not? You know where I work. Drop off a dozen and ill eat them.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:27 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

why not make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich?

Why not? You know where I work. Drop off a dozen and ill eat them.

It has to be strawberry jelly though.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:30 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

why not make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich?

Why not? You know where I work. Drop off a dozen and ill eat them.

It has to be strawberry jelly though.

I mean what kind of commie turns his nose up at grape man?

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Ron Wolfley

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:45 pm

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Forget strawberry or grape. Blackberry's the move.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Uncrustables

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:50 pm

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Ron Wolfley wrote:

Forget strawberry or grape. Blackberry's the move.

I'll have to try that soon.

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