I took down the Ethyl Burger in Morris.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

I saw the Black Widow win the Krystal qualifier at a minor league park years back.

I went to Melt last night and was tempted to do the 5 lb grilled cheese.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Dated a girl who was in the grill cheese eating finals. No she was not fat, she was a hockey player/runner/etc, amazing metabolism.

But still, they all do the dunking technique which is just gross. May as well just whip it all up in a blender and see who can drink the most purified junk.

Should change all IFC rules to one 64 oz drink is allowed and no dunking!

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I'd like to see the time limit relaxed to like 20 or 30 minutes for the hot dog contest and make it less about speed and more about quantity or make them run a mile before they start eating.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

I feel like watching one of these contests should make me hungry, instead they drown the shit in water so it makes me want to throw up.

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What if instead of racing to see how many hot dogs a person could inhale, they set a number on the amount of hot dogs and they just timed everyone to see how long it would take for that number of dogs?

Has anyone had a Nathan's hot dog? How do those compare to Vienna Beef?

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”