I grew an arm from a pit.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Furthering my theory that nothing grows in Alsip but desperation and the distance between pants pockets.

This was so stupid but I still laughed.

you need specific growing conditions. Like six weeks of freezing followed by specific warmth. I grew an avocado from a pit once. That's pretty easy. Wife threw it out though. A lot of those fruits are only grown commerically from cuttings that are grafted onto different root stock.

Dude, I don't mean to pry, but your wife doesn't seem to want you to know even a glint of happiness.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Dude, I don't mean to pry, but your wife doesn't seem to want you to know even a glint of happiness.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

This question has vexed me since I was a kid.

I remember I used to try to plant a peach pit, cherry pit, orange seeds, etc., and nothing ever grew. I was probably doing it wrong,. and I guess I should have germinated it or scored it or whatever, but I figured nature would take care of that - and it never did. . . or not that I know of.

These days, I think I read somewhere that, in most cases, the seed companies do genetic tinkering to make the seeds infertile (so the farmer has to buy more next time), but has anyone nonetheless nurtured a pit properly into a fruit?