Since this will be my last Halloween in this house, I've loaded up on peanuts, starlight mints, and weird European Grandma candy. Proszę bardzo, you little pricks.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Pierogi

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The free CSFMB t-shirts I've accumulated over the years.

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Ebola.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I think the assumption was that the trick r treaters don't have to handle your feces.

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Our coffee grinder is nearing its end, so peanuts are going in, and then we are dusting all the fun size candy bars with the output.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I like to give out advice.

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You know me like that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

we have had one trick-or-treater since we moved in 13 years ago, a friend brings her daughter by on their way to the neighborhoods. she makes out like a queen; full size candy bars, gifts, etc.

Too soon. You have to wait until a celebrity gets it or 20 years of Ebola in the US, whichever comes first.

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Cocaine.

What if you went trick or treating at Jim O Donnells?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

"Tricks" or "treats"; You get to "choose"

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Not a dime.

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-- source

beatdowns

Nothing

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2018
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Punishment during the Evolve Alpha event over the Halloween weekend.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Whoppers, Tootsie Rolls, Kit Kat, and Butterfingers if there are any left.

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Snickers, M&M's (every kind), Skittles and Starbursts.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Actually I won't be home for trick or treat as my son has a high school playoff game. I do enjoy halloween but hate the left over candy.

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2018
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10 More Wins

i bought 4 bags on saturday and i've probably eaten 1 1/2 already

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I'll buy candy I like just like every year and just like every year it will all be consumed by members of my household. I've now lived in the city since 1995 and I still have never gotten a single trick or treater. My streak will be 19 years without a trick or treater assuming no one shows up this year. But, we do have some children in our building so who knows, maybe this is the year.


(Insert registered sex offender joke here as to reason for the streak)

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I initially bought a bunch of candy I didn't like so that I wouldn't eat it. Earlier in the week I
thought to myself and didn't want to be the guy that hands out lame candy like licorice so I
bought bags of Snickers, Nestle Crunch and Butterfingers. I also bought a quart of vanilla
ice cream knowing I would be cracking into the Butterfingers before this Friday. I've had
two of the Nestle Crunch.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

And...

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i got the good shit - reese's cups, snickers, milky way, 3 musketeers.....my only saving grace was that there were no Milky way dark in the display i was grabbing from. those are like crack

Yeah, I have been pretty good only having two mini Nestles. I bought the ice cream Sunday and still haven't
opened it yet as well as the 2 bags of Butterfingers. I don't remember how many trick or treaters I got last year.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

attitude

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The D

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