http://monsieur.co/

Still need to tip them?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

do they make one with big fake boobies that I can lear at

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's going to have to learn how to make multiple drinks at once in order to keep up

Still wondering how that lime or olives on toothpicks get in the drink, but I kind of do like the concept of leaving rum, vodka, gin, soda, etc in the machine. Instead of in bottles. No doubt I would rink much more if this thing was sitting there like my water dispenser.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I finally have my bar together at my house. I think the bottles are great ornamentation.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Great idea until the machine becomes self aware and decides you've had enough for the evening.

I would take a baseball bat after it.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Another Star Trek technology that came true?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

chances of taking a hot bartender home is 100x greater than hoping a hot customer comes in and sits next to you. fuck this machine

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

yea hot bartenders love when customers hit on them

You mean to tell me that hot bartenders don't like cheesy pick up lines?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Had a girl working for me at my bar, who had a following. one night she wore the T shirt with no bra. Nips perking out. She made $600 in tips that night. One guy gave her a $100 tip wrapped around his business card.

They are OK with being hit on, if the price is right.

As I was behind the bar enough, you do get a different perspective on the cheesy pick up lines, its kind of funny to hear the bad, drunk pickup lines, but its part of the job,

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

they dont like cat calls, creepy dudes or assholes. which is 90% of the guys who hit on them.

but they love normal dudes. they wouldn't work there if they didn't.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

there was this portly girl who worked behind the bar at Kitty O'Shea's in Washington DC

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That guy is an idiot.

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