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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:22 pm

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I'm very impressed, Hawg.

You are both intelligent and delicious.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:26 pm

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:27 pm

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Sorry, lil' Piggy. Not fast enough. Please enter the killing floor. Thank you.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:27 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm very impressed, Hawg.

You are both intelligent and delicious.

About damn time I got some credit around here.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:26 pm

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I think I could do that puzzle.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:32 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I think I could do that puzzle.

careful. you dont want the first response in my head to that

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 4:35 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I think I could do that puzzle.

careful. you dont want the first response in my head to that

Let's confine the cunnilingus talk to the late night drinky and hockey threads.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:28 am

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hey if you were locked in a room with just a pig and a few rudimentary utensils for a long period of time, do you think the pig is just going to starve to death while you're sitting right there?

what about brick top's thing about how you don't fuck with a guy who has a pig farm cuz if you starve those pigs they can go through a human body in like 7hrs? yeah. if shit gets real that pig is going to take its best shot at you even if you impress it by solving puzzles in its presence for a week.

i don't care if the pig ends up putting out a mixtape and pitchfork declares her to be the next grimes, i fucking love bacon. any grievances at the natural order of things should be taken up with god who decided to give us and not pigs the opposable thumbs.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:31 am

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A pig could have the cure for cancer locked in his brain and I'd still say you make some pulled pork out of him.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Is your bacon too smart to eat?

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:56 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

A pig could have the cure for cancer locked in his brain and I'd still say you make some pulled pork out of him.

Hell yeah!!

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