tried this on the airplane the other day, but they said I had to finish one before they could serve another. OK I said, give me the first one. (wait one second). OK, I'll take the next.

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Yeah one evening at Disney World. I'd been there for 2-3 days, essentially stuck on the Disney campus. I hate Disney, I hate Disney World, I hate Mickey & the Happiest Place on Earth and I hate central Florida. The fake smile & enjoyment for the sake of the family was killing me. Fuck I hate Disney?

I actually took a giant popcorn bucket up to the main resort bldg's bar. I got a drink at the bar with the other prisoners, then got two large Long Islands (in the bucket) and a beer for the wife. About three other guys immediately thought this to be a good idea & ran back to their rooms for their own traveling cups.

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Have a Magical Day!!

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Yes of course. Im not sure Ive ever ordered just one!


25 cent beer night
Super crowded bar
Baseball game


Those are all go to the limit situation

I love Disney World. can't help it.

I'm a BIG FAN of the Contemporary Resort there.

But when we got caught in the largest 48 hour rain in Florida history (mentioned this before) I was ready to kill somebody.

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yea, always for "someone else"

your imaginary friend.

I'm going to give that a try....."yeah, he'll be here any minute.......Oh well, guess he couldn't make it. I'll just have to drink this myself."

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Years ago some town on Ogden between lie and Naperville had some rule not more than one drink on Bar at a time. Cutting down on shots and beer guys?

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Nope. Never put yourself in a situation where a hot bitch isnt servin u... Which means i always order as small and as frequently as possible.

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What airline? I've never had that happen to me.

Yes, often.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

United. Maybe she just thought I was sketchy in my sport coat.

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You absolutely have to at receptions when they close the bar at dinner.

I recently found out my ex-wife moved to The Villages with her mother. I had never heard of the place although I trained horses not far away in Sorrento. My wife knew what it was. A weird fuckin' place. More golf carts than anywhere on earth. These old people caused an epidemic of venereal disease because they use Viagra but not condoms. Only in Florida.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

A family member in the health care industry told me several years ago that it was a massive problem here. The rate of infections for the senior living set actually outstripped the teen/young adult crowd I heard.

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Me too. California Grill on the Contemporary roof top is badass.

I like to stay in the Epcot area. Boardwalk is my favorite place to stay. Walk to Epcot and walk to Hollywood Studios.

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I'll have a club soda with plenty of ice.

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Nel's Old Time Tap?

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You know me like that.

No. Never.

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in an airport, go to tgi fridays you can order a pitcher for $10 and drink it by yourself

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I'm trying to think of the town on Ogden between Lisle and Naperville?

Any who, if I ever took up drinking I would probably order 2 drinks at a time simply to save the server some work.

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I'll have a cranberry juice, with two limes.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

It's billed as "Florida's Friendliest Resort."

They used to run the commercials all the time a few years back. They were hilarious

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-Hank Kingsley

Bar had 10 cent progressives. Table of 5 of us started off by ordering a table full of beers(Bush on draft).
Started at a order of 50 glasses. told the bartender to pour us 10 every 20 min as the price went up.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

So bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Let's set sail with Captin Morgan
And never leave dry land

Bloody Mary with a beer back.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Wisconsin-stylee. I only count that as a single drink.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

servers in Wisconsin know how to keep 'em coming so you don't need to ever worry about ordering two at once.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

My business partner, Joe worked for a friend of mine who I'll call Pete at a couple different places. First, in Northbrook and then in Berea, Ohio. Pete quit the place in Ohio to start a business with me. Eventually, Joe joined us. In fact, that's how I met him. But when they were back in Ohio and Pete was getting ready to come home, they had a little party. A salesman that worked with Pete and Joe named John Clark bought a round of drinks. Joe asked for a beer and Pete ordered a double Scotch. The thing is, Pete doesn't drink. So he was swirling the Scotch in the glass and sniffing it. Joe was chugging his beer and looking at Pete like he was crazy. Clark was annoyed and asked Pete what the fuck he was doing. Pete said, "I prefer to sniff rather than drink." Clark gave him a disgusted sneer and said, "Okay, but why the fuck did you have to order a double?" To the surprise of no one who has met him, Joe ended up shooting the double Scotch.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

that's a hell of a good question.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest