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Darkside

Post subject: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:07 pm

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Little motherfucker loves bananas. I don't get it. But every time I open up a banana he's going crazy. Jumping all over me. Meowing. It's like, why the fuck do cats like tuna? It's not like it's part of their food chain in the natural world. I've never seen any cat fishermen hauling in giant killer tunas. Why did they develop a taste for it?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:08 pm

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My cat loves popcorn and potato chips.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:08 pm

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Ironic how pussycats like eating something that smells like tuna.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:09 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

My cat loves popcorn and potato chips.

Oh. I forgot to mention. he's got a taste for fried chicken now that Frank fed it fried chicken. Little motherfucker puked that shit all over my room that night. But he loves it.

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Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:32 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Ironic how pussycats like eating something that smells like tuna.

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beervendor

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:43 pm

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Does having cats = gay?

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:18 pm

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My bananas get soft when my cats go mental

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Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:34 pm

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My dog loved Popcorn as well. He would get closer and closer as the last kernels existed like "hey, those are mine!"

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beervendor

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:35 pm

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bigfan wrote:

My dog loved Popcorn as well. He would get closer and closer as the last kernels existed like "hey, those are mine!"

Back when I was a wee little lad my dog died because of too much popcorn.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:25 pm

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one of my cats loved chicken to the point where she'd almost kill herself just to get some from your plate. she was scared of everything otherwise but if you put some chicken somewhere she'd be there in a second.

she was weird though, she liked kashi and saltines too.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:08 pm

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When your cat sees bananas, he's reminded of mushy penis porn.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:58 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

When your cat sees bananas, he's reminded of mushy penis porn.

and jizz socks.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:02 pm

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Chus wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

When your cat sees bananas, he's reminded of mushy penis porn.

and jizz socks.

Best. 10,000. Post. Ever. :lol:

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:20 pm

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Chus

Post subject: Re: My cat goes mental when I eat bananas

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:45 pm

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Every time I watch Breaking Bad, and the intro shows the elements Br & Ba, I say out loud Bromine Barium.

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