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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:16 am 
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Why wait if you are so confident? Move in now and get engaged.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:17 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Makaveli wrote:
Is there a 6 or 7 month rule or something I wasn't aware of? Where the woman turns crazy and starts wanting to move to extreme levels? She wants a kid and to live together. I don't want either. It hasn't been a year since I've lived without a woman and I still have plans on all of my kids being adults before I turn 43.

I guess my situation is kinda different, in that we both want the same thing. Thankfully she doesn't want any kids, but we'll likely be living together in late 2013 and engaged by early 2014.


Congrats! We did too but at some point something changed and no one let me know about it. Engagement was supposed to come first. Marriage was the next step. Followed by living together and possibly a kid. I'm kind of enjoying not having a woman in my house right now.


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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:19 am 
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I feel you Nas. If I were in your position I'd feel the same way. But I've been alone for going on four years now, so I'm about ready.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:08 pm 
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This just in!!!! T.O. received another call from another women.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:09 pm 
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You probably thought that was hysterical when you thought of it.

Happens to the best of us.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:14 pm 
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Tall Midget thinks Beardown is really funny.

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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:19 pm 
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Hey, some of you guys are musicians. Here's a parody song project for the board. Turn "Father Figure" into "Baby Mama". Or at least come up with a few good lines. This really could be pretty funny. Go CSFMB!!!!! I'll be back later to grade everybody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo

Make this into "Baby Mama"!!!!

That's all I wanted
Something special, something sacred
In your eyes
For just one moment
To be bold and naked
At your side
Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me
Maybe this time is forever
Say it can be

That's all you wanted
Something special, someone sacret
In your life
Just for one moment
To be warm and naked
At my side

Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me
But something tells me together
We'd be happy

(Baby)
I will be your father figure
(Oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine
(I'd love to)
I will be your preacher teacher
(Be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind
(It would make me)
I will be your father figure
(Very happy)
I have had enough of crime
(Please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time

That's all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime
That's all I wanted
Just to see my baby's
Blue eyed shine
This time I think that my lover
Understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be
Strong

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time

If you are the desert
I'll be the sea
If you ever hunger
Hunger for me
Whatever you ask for
That's what I'll be

So when you remember the ones who have lied
Who said that they cared
But then laughed as you cried
Beautiful Darling
Don't think of me

Because all I ever wanted
It's in your eyes baby, baby
And love can't lie, no...
(Greet me with the eyes of a child)
My love is always tell me to...
(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)
Just hold on, hold on
I won't let you go, my baby

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
(So I am gonna love you)
Until the end of time
I will be your father
I will be your preacher
I will be your daddy
I will be the one who loves you until the end of time


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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:41 pm 
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spanky wrote:
You probably thought that was hysterical when you thought of it.

Happens to the best of us.


I had a little chuckle when I saw T.O.'s picture.


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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:44 pm 
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Beardown wrote:
I once had somone tell me they were on the pill. I told her "I can't trust that, I don't know you that well." She was pissed. So I handed her a drink, she threw it in my face and I went to a strip club and never saw her again.

I'll take the drink in the face rather than going on Dr. Phil and crying about child support.


That is why I have taught Vinnie Jr. that if it seems risky going through the front door, just sneak around to the back.

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