I mean seriously, what the fuck is going on here? I see some "scattered T-storm" pin the tail on the donkey bullshit from the Weather Channel but outside of that CYA garbage there is nothing, nothing! I don't really want to water my lawn because, well, that's wasting water. I'm a first time homeowner with a decent lawn care knowledge set thanks to my father, are there any tips or tricks that anyone has? Or should I dance naked outside with baby rattles and face paint calling for the mighty thunder god?

So, are there any professional weather shaman on here? I need a rain dance, motherfuckers.

And was that coma after Illinois necessary?

I need a beer.

How is everyone doing?

We just need Rick Perry to pray for rain.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

just an hour north in madison, it has been wet enough to keep the grass green. were dry too but i was just in the stateline area and all the grass is brown and crunchy. my back still has scrapes

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I'm open to anything at this point.

Rained here all morning now it is muggy as fuck.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I hate when that happens. Love it when the rain brings in a cool front (in the summer), but a lot of times you get that shit.

I am neither a farmer nor a mosquito, so fuck the rain.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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You're messing with powers you cannot possibly comprehend.

Weather.com's future radar says we will be hitting some rain around 11pm tonight... hoping they are right.

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Har! Weather.wrong was has been saying we will be getting "some rain" for a while. First it was the afternoon, then the later afternoon now it's tonight at 11pm!

The balls on these people!

Edit: Just checked Das Radar, it shows "We" in Will County Area will be getting hit pretty hard. Hooray.

I will believe it when I see it!

Har!

I am west of you all. Been coming down most of the day. Hard line of storms coming here in about 1 hour. Might move south of Chicago though.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

It rained pretty hard in Schaumburg for about 25 minutes early this afternoon.

Finally. It was getting pretty bad in my area.

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Bigass storm in Champaign at the moment. Plenty of rain.

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HOORAY THERE'S RAIN

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Same here. Had a good amt come down.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas