There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

(Redneckmommy arrives home from the local grocer, carrying a few plastic bags and a gallon of milk.)

"Hey dear, I'm home. Anything special happening on the message board this evening?"

(Hoffy is typing frantically and maniacally giggling to himself as he searches for the newest offensive emoticon.)

"Oh, nothing much dear. You know, same old stuff."

(Hoffy clicks Submit on another Juggs post aimed at Kid Cairo. He sits back, allows for the page to refresh and admire his work. Basking in his cleverness, Hoffy grins at the anticipation of another fallout from his most recent creation.)

"Did you get anything special from the store this week, babe?"

(Redneckmommy opens the fridge and places the gallon of milk on the door.)

"Oh, nothing too wild. I did find a gigantic purple eggplant that looked like it was about to explode with flavor, though."

(Hoffy's jaw drops as a moment of inspiration hits him like a Phoenix Coyote crosscheck.)

"Oh... oh I like that.... I gotta use that one."

I don't like white rappers.

I don't like white rappers.

Remember when Nas talked about sports? That was cool...

I don't like white rappers.