It seems like we have a lot of people who on here in the past few days who will never understand certain concepts. What is it that you will never understand:

other than Beardown and Shark bashing, I will never understand how thought and memory work. There are little electrical impulses going off in the brain for every thought or action but how does that translate into the image you are seeing in your mind.

On a related note, I don't understand broadcasting images on a televison. The camera takes in a picture but how it gets broken down and reconfigured is beyond my ability to grasp

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Why someone would knowingly listen to a radio show that continually angers them.

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People liking Lil Wayne

Spanky finding a hat that fits.

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I understand everything.

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You know me like that.

Here ya go.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/tv.htm


Why did my wife marry me?

Why was Mangino assassinated by BF? Why?

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Load-bearing walls and internal combustion engines.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

People clapping at the end of movies.

Cat owners.

Canceling Arrested Development

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All of these

Plus:

The attraction of extremely skinny chicks.

The allure of the "hot hatch"

The point of Fantasy Football.

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I know how it works but I don't really understand how it works.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I can get clapping at the end of a movie. I dont understand the other 2. We should cancel cat owners and bring back Arrested.

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You're a great dude. Seriously.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

A half assed 'season' to set up a movie. The whole show was built on long term character development and running gags. How can you accomplish that in a couple of shows and a 2 hour movie.

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Ferret owners

Women....not all, but most. I experienced "not understanding women" twice today.

Closing lanes on the expressway at 1am, seemingly doing nothing only for them to be re-opened in the morning. (Doug, can you help with this one?)

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Exactly.


Wait, Hank. You clap at the end of movies? Are you under the impression that some of the actors and director may be in the theater?

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Music in cars with the bass all the way up that I can hear 3 blocks away. I mean why, can you really hear and enjoy it?

Serial Killer worship.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

good one

The amount of water wasted in the summer keeping the grass green (plus you make me look bad with my wife!).
Eating mushrooms.
Soccer.
Sitcoms.
Over drafting a check book.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Watch the last 30-40 minutes of Willy Wonka, the Gene Wilder version. Mike Teevee will explain it for you.

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+1,000,000. Shitty flow, banal lyrics, and he does truly seem to be a complete scumbag.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

I didnt say I do it but I get it. Is it much different from clapping in the upper deck at a sporting event. The players cant hear you either.

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They have been jerking me around far too long about it. I wont believe anything they say until I see it.

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Using corn to put in ethanol in gas tanks, and not using the corn to give to hungry people. I mean, I'll be so pissed when the tortilla shortage hits.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Don, Senators are powerful and every state has two. Many states grow corn. We use a lot of gas. Putting corn based ethanol into gas makes farmers happy and they vote for Senators who require corn in gas.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Straight guys who read stuff like Ann Rice.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

"Straight" guys who take it in the pooper.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Not you. Other cat owners...

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