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Which caller is dumber?
Caller 1 to Chris Rongey 73%  73%  [ 11 ]
Caller 2 to danny bernstein 27%  27%  [ 4 ]
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:58 am 
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Caller 1 to Chris Rongey:

"Hey Chris. Dis Beckham guy really ain't gittin' it done. So I was tinkin', da Yankees need help in dere bullpen. Why don' Kenny package Beckham. Torntin, an' a coupla prospecks like Donnie Veal or dat fast black kid, what's his name? Mitchell? an' trade dose guys fer Robinson Cano. Why don' dey do sumpin' like dat? I'll hang up an lissen fer my answer."

Caller 2 to danny bernstein:

"Helloooooo, boys! dan, I just wanted to call to thank you for all the work you've been doing on this Penn State story. Without all your great reporting I would have never known what happened out there in Pennsylvania. So thanks, thanks a lot. It's a great thing you're doing letting people know about the evils of child rape. Before you started talking about it every day, most people I know supported child rape and some of them even partook. But since you've been carrying the anti-child rape torch many of them have come around. I'm sure there are millions of children that will never be raped because of the great work you do on your show. You too, Terry."

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Per Rongey

'Why do we get like 50% of our calls about Beckham?"

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:22 am 
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Hate to burst your bubble, JORR, but I think Caller 2 was being sarcastic.


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Anyone wanting to talk about the Sox is automatically dumber.

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RFDC wrote:
Anyone wanting to talk about the Sox is automatically dumber.


.....you son of a bitch.


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RFDC wrote:
Anyone wanting to talk about the Sox is automatically dumber.

bigfan wrote:
not automatically

:lol: :lol:

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bigfan wrote:
Per Rongey

'Why do we get like 50% of our calls about Beckham?"

Could be cause many Sock fans vastly overrated him early and are now disappointed. I remember Bores saying he was a potential HOFer.

Beckham is a good player, nothing to be disappointed in, in my opinion. Hell, he's the second best defensive second baseman in Chicago.

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Trick question. Both calls were made by Joe Orr

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Hypothetical trade guy is always worse.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Caller 1 to Chris Rongey:

"Hey Chris. Dis Beckham guy really ain't gittin' it done. So I was tinkin', da Yankees need help in dere bullpen. Why don' Kenny package Beckham. Torntin, an' a coupla prospecks like Donnie Veal or dat fast black kid, what's his name? Mitchell? an' trade dose guys fer Robinson Cano. Why don' dey do sumpin' like dat? I'll hang up an lissen fer my answer."

Caller 2 to danny bernstein:

"Helloooooo, boys! dan, I just wanted to call to thank you for all the work you've been doing on this Penn State story. Without all your great reporting I would have never known what happened out there in Pennsylvania. So thanks, thanks a lot. It's a great thing you're doing letting people know about the evils of child rape. Before you started talking about it every day, most people I know supported child rape and some of them even partook. But since you've been carrying the anti-child rape torch many of them have come around. I'm sure there are millions of children that will never be raped because of the great work you do on your show. You too, Terry."

Oh man, there were a couple of these yesterday

Guys stating that they are against Child Rape and that Penn State is bad

Riveting


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good dolphin wrote:
Trick question. Both calls were made by Joe Orr


Close, both are equally dumb for calling into a radio show.

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J.J. last night on Les's show...... Cubs are in the thick of it, wanted to know why the
Cubbies were not talking to the Yankees about Cano etc..
Les told to shut the hell up and quit spouting shit like that cause he
makes all Cub fans sound stupid :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought for sure he was just going to let spout his b.s. bur he put the hammer down.

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