One of the weddings I attended this summer, the best man's speech was actually structured around Helen Keller jokes. When he dropped the first one, the reaction from the audience wasn't so hot- so it was curious that he stayed the course and fit two more in there rather than bailing and going to Plan B. The bride and groom's first dance was to "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica. The entire event was just unfortunate, it made me glad that the bride was a distant cousin that I last spoke to when I was like 8, and that I wasn't around to watch this relationship of theirs 'blossom' into a marriage. I hope they don't have kids. Awful.

One of the weddings I attended this summer, the best man's speech was actually structured around Helen Keller jokes. When he dropped the first one, the reaction from the audience wasn't so hot- so it was curious that he stayed the course and fit two more in there rather than bailing and going to Plan B. The bride and groom's first dance was to "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica. The entire event was just unfortunate, it made me glad that the bride was a distant cousin that I last spoke to when I was like 8, and that I wasn't around to watch this relationship of theirs 'blossom' into a marriage. I hope they don't have kids. Awful.

When telling a joke you should never laugh at it. It ruins the delivery.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

Bill Maher breaks this rule more than any comedian I've ever seen and his comedy isn't too bad.

I got pulled over for the first time since my son was born in Orland last month after leaving Cooper's. They needed 2 cars for this stop too. I wasn't aware that DWB was a crime but apparently it is even when you're wearing a blazer.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.