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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Sears no longer has nuts and screws but Kardashian cloth

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:53 am

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stoneroses86 wrote:

Kim Kardashian is an attractive floozy.

I am unconcerned about Sears no longer having nuts and screws because I have no need for these things.

Is that because you live in a cardboard box where you spend your days reveling in the receding glory of the once-proud New York Yankees franchise?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Sears no longer has nuts and screws but Kardashian cloth

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:07 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Tall Midget continues to outfit himself in the stellar Sears-brand Toughskin jeans.

Oh, the days of trying on jeans as fall approached where the salesperson would use the code word husky to describe my size.

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