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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:59 pm 
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I'm guessing all the J.E.W. jokes wouldn't go over so well?


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LARRY DAVID: That's like if my last name was "Joo", like Larry Joo.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:21 pm 
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He'd be Chris Rock.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:20 am 
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I bought his book at the airport "BLACK CHRISTMAS" and I am reading it at the boarding gate, while this black lady kept looking at the title of the book, finally I said to her to, His name is "Lewis Black" He's a comedian! She says "Oh, I was wondering"

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:27 am 
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bigfan wrote:
I bought his book at the airport "BLACK CHRISTMAS" and I am reading it at the boarding gate, while this black lady kept looking at the title of the book, finally I said to her to, His name is "Lewis Black" He's a comedian! She says "Oh, I was wondering"

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If you were interested in a black Xmas, then I'm sure she was willing to give you the best black Xmas you'd ever have.

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