Oh the irony. My tag team partner is the shizit.

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When you said it was too many threads to do individually I figured it was your rap sheet.

Look at my #DrinkyAlliance.

I've never been prouder to be a fake internet wrestler.

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Good #DrinkyAlliance

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Not very Awesome.

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Well, it was Roswell. The stop sign could have been an alien!

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Wrong Roswell Geography Major...

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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That's some liberal use of the Grecian Formula 16

Definitely some of the derp!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York City police officer was charged on Thursday with conspiring to kidnap, torture, cook and eat women whose names he listed in his computer.

In a criminal complaint unsealed in Manhattan federal court, Gilberto Valle III, 28, of Forest Hills, Queens, was charged with conspiring to cross state lines to kidnap the women and with illegally accessing a federal database. The charges carry a maximum sentence of life in prison.

Ads by GoogleInvestigators uncovered a file on Valle's computer containing the names and pictures of at least 100 women, and the addresses and physical descriptions of some of them, according to the complaint. It said he had undertaken surveillance of some of the women at their places of employment and their homes.

Valle was arrested Wednesday by the FBI.

In an excerpt of a July conversation with an unnamed co-conspirator, Valle is quoted in the complaint as saying: "I can just show up at her home unannounced. It will not alert her, and I can knock her out, wait until dark and kidnap her right out of her home."

"I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus ... cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible," he said. The woman in question is identified only as "Victim 1."

Valle created a document called "Abducting and Cooking: A Blueprint," Manhattan federal prosecutor Preet Bharara said in a statement.

Bharara said Valle told an unnamed co-conspirator that he would kidnap another woman for $5,000.

"This case is all the more disturbing when you consider Valle's position as a New York City police officer and his sworn duty to serve and protect," he said.

Valle, who an official said had no prior criminal record, was not charged with carrying out any of the alleged planned attacks, suggesting he was arrested before any of the targeted women were harmed. He is due to appear in Manhattan federal court later on Thursday.

A law enforcement official involved in the investigation characterized Valle's actions as an online "fantasy game."

"He was titillated by it," said the official, who is not authorized to discuss the case publicly. "It looks like he was having these fantasy conversations with people he's talking to in foreign countries."

Valle's estranged wife contacted the FBI after discovering pornography on his computer, according to the law enforcement official, who said the couple is separated.

A lawyer for Valle could not immediately be identified. A spokesman for the Police Department could not be reached for comment.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Back when I was in my early twenties we would often hit the Pumping Company on Wednesday night for quarter beers. Sometimes we would proceed onward to one of the late night bars in Rogers Park after the Pumping Company closed.

I had a good friend named "Scrawny". Scrawny was a tall Jewish guy who was always as skinny as a rail. But he had taken to lifting weights and possibly taking steroids and suddenly he was a big dude. We started to jokingly call him "Brawny". Scrawny also was studying martial arts. It was like the guy who gambles a stamp on Charles Atlas and becomes "The Hero of the Beach".

So one night we were standing in front of Fiddler's Green on Devon just east of Clark Street and two guys tried to push past us into the bar. Scrawny turned to them and asked, "Can't you say excuse me?" Of course, everyone was loaded and so the guy had some smartass rejoinder and it looked like a brawl might break out. But then Scrawny walked over to a parking meter and began punching it like it was a speed bag. When he finished his knuckles were bleeding and his hands were all fucked up. He turned to the guy and said, "That's your face. Now get the fuck out of here." They went across the street to Chaser's instead.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The best part of this sickening story is when JImmy Saville was allowed into the children's wing of a British hospital to rape a kid.

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."