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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:25 pm

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Long time lurker, first time poster. I look forward to hating all of you.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:35 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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TurdFerguson wrote:

Long time lurker, first time poster. I look forward to hating all of you.

Well I'm on my way towards thinking you're a pud.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:36 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38636
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

Welcome to the bored.

Now go fuck yourself.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:40 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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There was a different Turd Ferguson who posted years ago. He may have been a mult though.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:52 pm

Darkside wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

Long time lurker, first time poster. I look forward to hating all of you.

Well I'm on my way towards thinking you're a pud.

He's only made one post but already thinks I'm a pud.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:11 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Anybody talking about ass in his very first post is ok in my book.

#KindaHomo

Dude...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:15 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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You're gonna scare the guy away.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:17 pm

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Welcome back, spmack!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:26 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

your name sucks

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:38 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:12 pm
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pizza_Place: maciano's

It's only homo on valentine's day, and i'm a tremendous pud.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:51 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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You've just met your first stalker, turd, and his name is keeping score and he is rumored to walk on the wold side, when convenient.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:56 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:12 pm
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Keeping Score wrote:

Tell us a little bit about yourself Turd so that we can start forming allegiances or hate you even further.

Sox or Cubs? Cubs
Packers or Bears? If you answer cubs, do i have to answer this? And why is that?
Hockey yes or no? Y
Wrestling yes or no? N *but on a side note bull shit its out of the olympics
Nascar yes or no? If yes, is Jimmie Johnson your favorite driver?
B&B or CJH? BB
Is Mully & Hanley funny? dear god, but I don't mind haugh when he fills in
Serious sports poster or gif kind of guy? sports but willing to learn gif.
NBA yes or no? yes,
Single, girlfriend, boyfriend, married, union? married with 2 year old and #2 due in April
Do you anticipate attending board events? See question above for the next year.
How did you hear about this place? Parced it together from BB comments
How sexy do you find Taylor Swift? till I hear her voice.

Anything in addition to those questions that you would want to add is fine. gay

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:23 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
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pizza_Place: Lina's Pizza

I don't like this new guy.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:30 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
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pizza_Place: Little Caesar's

I give him a week to 6 mos., whenever bagman decides to give him the axe.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:30 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 30328

If KS likes him, I'm out!

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:31 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
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Hawg Ass wrote:

If KS likes him, I'm out!

You've been "out" for a while.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:37 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 30328

Colonel Angus wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

If KS likes him, I'm out!

You've been "out" for a while.

You should concentrate on posting more useless pictures on Facebook, it is your specialty.

:evil:

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:47 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

If KS likes him, I'm out!

Hold on a minute. I'm still on the fence. I didn't like the Cubs, hockey, wrestling, Nascar or Taylor's voice answers.

On a side note, why do Cubs fans also seem to automatically like hockey?

Racists.

Hawg Ass wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

If KS likes him, I'm out!

You've been "out" for a while.

You should concentrate on posting more useless pictures on Facebook, it is your specialty.

:evil:

Wow

I didn't even know we were Facebook friends.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:51 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 30328

You Son of a b....!!

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:14 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
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Location: The Leviathan
pizza_Place: Frozen

TurdFerguson wrote:

Long time lurker

I've got my Protoss Observer eye on you, Lurker...

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:01 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
pizza_Place: Papa Johns

TurdFerguson wrote:

Long time lurker, first time poster. I look forward to hating all of you.

Failed and Disgraced MultHunter Spmack wrote:

Alright, this guy is Beardown, it's obvious.

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:12 am

Joined: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:35 pm
Posts: 6248
Location: Crown Point, Indiana (obviously)

You ever wonder why they call hemorrhoids 'hemorrhoids', and asteroids 'asteroids?' Shouldn't it be the other way around? You'd sit down and be like "ow, my asteroid!"

But then, a proctologist would be an astronaut.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Putting the ass in astronaut

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:41 am