this is some compelling stuff...post more.

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@audioidkid

He is a captivating writer.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I requested the same thing this past Saturday. Good stuff JORR.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That's awesome JORR

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WAXED PRISON FLOORS

Floors have two main functions, walking on them and dropping things on them. Maintaining a floor is easy requiring only logic, reasonable thinking and a little effort. However, sustaining a waxed prison floor is governed by sheer stupidity, useless traditions and just plain idiotic behavior. Here's two legendary policies the average floor moron swears by:

1. Mopping with ice water. This is to preserve the molecular structure of the wax. WHAT!? These imbeciles can't even spell the words yet blindly follow this path. Pity the fools trying to remove spilled food the following morning with ice water. A prison floor wax is designed to withstand a riot, so, get real, warm water won't injure the atoms.

2. Stripping a waxed floor is the most useless and laborious task imaginable. Extremely time consuming, consistently underestimated, often needing an extra day to complete and a guaranteed headache for sure. So why this tedious undertaking? Because there's an over-caffeinated porter eager to get his project approved. So anyone claiming to know stripping or who has proudly graduated a floor maintenance class- step back and let these dummies do it!

All that's needed is repairing the problem. Re-wax the area, buff and the shine returns. Super simple. To staff it's just a prison floor with no importance period, but to a porter, his floor is paramount and no amount of energy is spared to achieve perfection.

I can't fault these young men eager to prove their worth and take pride in something. Yet I wonder what would have happened had this legitimate work ethic surfaced before coming to prison. I've used harsh descriptions because I too foolishly labored on floors. So I know of what I speak.

Bottom line: picking a fight with a floor ends only one way, complete disaster. A total loss. The floor always prevails!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Outstanding.

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Did they make him pay for a new pair out of the $$ on his book?

I gots to know.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'll ask him. I'm sure he had to buy his new shoes himself. It's his fuckin' fault for being unlucky with a low battery wand.

Actually, I think there are a basic pair of shoes that they issue you. You can buy better ones if you pay for them yourself. When I visited him a few months ago he was wearing the basic prison shoes- a 3/4 black boot looking thing that appeared none too comfortable.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don