ok so this time its out on the lake. they park right in front of our dock and play hick music and get wasted. they do this because we have nice shallow sandy water near us. its not that i wouldnt join them, but my entire family is pissed off and i have to hear the complaining constantly. the biggest problem is they piss into the lake, and while that is not legal it is ok to park where they do for as long as they want, so they stay from 9am to around midnight. they are 20ft from our pier, and like i said theyre just partying but i do see why everyone is upset because they just dont care. they heckle people on shore that own the land too.

so since they arent technically doing anything wrong, the cops dont do anything. once again, i figured loud music will solve the problem. they listen to pop country and rap music.

i want to design a loudspeaker on wheels, so i can roll it out to the pier and just drown everyone out in horrible metal music. i mean stuff that nobody likes.... stuff i have got from shows and shit, it just sounds like crap. i have 1500w of power to use at the pier, which i think should be enough especially since i wont be needing much bass. just incredibly loud mids and highs... ideally so they cant even hear eachother talk. there is no noise ordinance during the daytime, so i will be in legal means to do this just as much as they are legal to sit there and be idiots.

unless someone has a better idea. i also thought of getting the boat numbers off all the boats, and tracking that down to where they are stored. that way i could go there at night some time and drill a bunch of holes in the bottom where you cant see it.

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pussy

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Redneck Yacht Club. Go join the party already.

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You have to earn the respect of the Alpha Redneck. It is usually the one with the biggest motor on his pontoon boat. Rednecks don't understand that pontoons are not designed for water skiing. Once you do this, you will be accepted and will be showered with endless Jimmy Buffett music and horrible fart jokes.

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Also....if you really aren't going to raise some hell with them you should consider putting on some juggalo face paint and asking them if they are down with the clown.

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Constant loop of Nickelback and Creed.

Or you could be a real dick and do a Backsteet Boys / NSYNC / 98 Degrees mix. They'll be gone in 20 minutes.

Talk to Bagels.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

i would love to join them. we were all eating and everyone is complaining, and i just say "looks like theyre having a lot more fun then we are".

if i went out there and partied though, my family would hate me, and i cant have that happen right now. im just going to keep telling them one thing and ignoring the other.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

this is exactly what my property looks like.

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