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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:19 pm 
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i walk in and of course a boulder waddles right in front of me. i have to stop and watch her struggle to walk through a corridor just so i can enter the grocery store. fine, whatever youre fat i understand its an uncontrollable disease just like laziness.

so i walk perfectly over to the chicken and theres some stupid stoned bitch bent over like she wants it bad, but shes looking at chicken. i proceed slowly, hopefully by the time i get there she will have made up her stupid little mind and i can just grab what i need.

nope. i get there. wait. shes just staring at chicken. im staring at her staring at chicken. she looks up at more chicken. i look at her looking up on the next shelf. shes not fat you wouldnt assume shes a dumbass but there she stands, just looking at it.

weirded out, i shook my head and walked away to get EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING I WENT THERE FOR. oh, i can just get the chicken on my way back, right? sure, thats a wonderful idea.

shes still there. now my basket is full, water jugs in the other hand. shes moved down a few spots, now shes on a beef gaze. there was just enough room for me to push her cart out of the way so i could grab a god damn chicken breast.

when i left, i looked back and she was still looking at chicken. what a stupid bitch.

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At least she wasn't in the god damn 5 bill electrical cart.

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