Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags in Kentucky
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six.flags.accident/

i have told this story all the time over the years, and i regularly get the response "i doubt it. you would have heard more about it on the news"

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

you've been getting that response for the last 7 years ?

Lets all drive to Ohio

I am presently living at a remote Himalayan retreat built into the side of a snowbound mountain. At night, I feel as though I can reach up and touch the stars. There’s a small interior courtyard where monks gather to sit in lotus position, chanting. I gave away all my belongings, and I have become very sweet and kindly and gentle and enjoy a new state of heightened awareness. When I hear of calamities around the world, I shrug and smile. My head is shaved, my feet are bare, and I’m wearing a saffron robe gathered at the waist by a simple strand of rope. I just ate a small meal of rice and lentils. Now I will return to my cell, masturbate, and go to sleep on a pallet of straw.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I am now rather unsettled as to how my life can be concurrently hurtling towards and away from this scenario.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Noon
Win $13K at a Ult Holdem in vegas in the middle of the day.
friends call bullshit "Who else was at the table?"
ohh 'Jack Sikma"
friends laughing hystericallyy

10 PM
We are all sitting at the same table...
Jack Sikma walks up, puts his hands on my shoulders and says 'Hi Scotty! Winning big again"
Ultimate SHUT UP

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Was Jack Sikma Juggs?

No, Frank.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

For a minute I thought that was a lawyer I know from the horse business named Dick Balog. Balog owned a great trotter named Plesac that won a couple million dollars. A former business partner and I got into a little scrape a few years back and Balog represented my partner. I used my go-to guy, an attorney who is sort of like Saul Goodman. When my man asked me who was representing my partner and I told him it was Balog, he giggled and said, "Oh, Cowboy Boots!" Balog always wears cowboy boots. My lawyer also liked to refer to Dick as "F. Lee Balog".

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Drove my first car at 18 months old back in August 1975. It was before you had to hit the brake to engage into park, and the car had one of those large shifters near the steering wheel. My mom left me in the drive way with the car running while I was in my car seat in the rear section of the car. I got out and put the car in drive. I idled through the detached garage and across Higgins Road in Hoffman Estates. No one ever believes me, but luckily, my mom saved the article in the Daily Herald, which I still have. The article was titled, "Tot drives car through garage".

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Hawaii (fuck) You

bullshit as he spelled scot with two ts

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

sat behind mike mccaskey in coach and he brought his own ham sandwich.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I'm quite agreeable in person.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

saw Lawrence Holmes kiss a girl at a De Paul basketball game

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Saw Lawrence Holmes giving a girl a wad of cash outside of a De Paul basketball game.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

ok so no proof of this one but this morning my neighbor gets in his car and revs his 4 banger like hes ready to rumble at the local track.

i hear him back out, rev it up a few more times and take off. literally, i am not kidding, he didnt even get a block down the road and he got pulled over. all i heard was "VROOOM VROOOM VRRRRREEERRRRRRGHGHGHH" tiny pause "WOOOP WOOOP WOOOOOOOOOO WOOP" i wish my security camera was working

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.