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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:43 pm

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I love threads like this.

It's always: Paris is amazing, except for the 5-15 things that are absolutely horrible.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:55 pm

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I drove through Paris once on my way to Indy. Kind of a shithole.

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:59 pm

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Been to Paris a couple times and loved it. Did not find anyone rude. Do not start out speaking to someone in english, they will pretend they don't understand. If you say "Pardon, no parlez vous Francais-English?" Then they will speak English. If you are going to be free a couple days, drop the money on a Paris Museum Pass. It gets you in a lot of places and you can jump the line. It was something like $80.00 and well worth it. I would recommend D'Orsay over the Louvre for artwork, but I liked the Louvre to see how much Napoleon stole from the Egyptians. The Metro is the best. You can figure it out in minutes and get anywhere. Metro also has a pass with unlimited rides for a fixed cost. It is a great walking city, but the crowds make it difficult at times. Take a boat trip on the river. Pretty cool. I liked the view from the Arc D'Triumph, especially looking down it is a monstrous traffic roundabout with monstrous traffic. Definitely do not drive-they are nuts beyond belief.
Also, I thought it was a stereotype, but you will see people walking around with Baguettes under their arm. There are pastry shops and bakeries on every block and the food at those places is fantastic.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:01 pm

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I'd rather go to West Virginia. I dislike everything about the French.

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:03 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'd rather go to West Virginia. I dislike everything about the French.

Don't like the women's bushy armpits?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:04 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'd rather go to West Virginia. I dislike everything about the French.

Don't like the women's bushy armpits?

Women should only have hair in two places.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:28 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

My cousin went for his honeymoon said it was the dirtiest place he ever been too. People dumping shit out windows and feces in the gutter.

I missed this. Did your cousin get married in 1306?

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:38 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

My cousin went for his honeymoon said it was the dirtiest place he ever been too. People dumping shit out windows and feces in the gutter.

I missed this. Did your cousin get married in 1306?

I laughed more at BOTH shit and feces. :lol:

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:42 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

My cousin went for his honeymoon said it was the dirtiest place he ever been too. People dumping shit out windows and feces in the gutter.

I missed this. Did your cousin get married in 1306?

I laughed more at BOTH shit and feces. :lol:

Who would've thought they teamed up for middays on the Score ?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:43 pm

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I wouldn't even bother with the language. Anyone in the tourism industry will speak English and not think twice about it

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:51 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I wouldn't even bother with the language. Anyone in the tourism industry will speak English and not think twice about it

However, my experience was that if you make a reasonable attempt, the people will really try to help you. In a day or two you'll find yourself amazed at how much of the language you'll pick up.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:20 pm

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i'll find a copy of rosetta stone french to get my oui's back in order.

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:18 pm

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Be sure to always call it Gay Pear-ee

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:36 pm

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I'd advise you to enjoy the shade from all the trees that the germans planted so they could march in the shade.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:25 pm

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i'm 50% german, so i'll be sure to do that.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:26 pm

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It will be awesome. I've always wanted to go. Have fun!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:27 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i'm 50% german, so i'll be sure to do that.

Make sure you goose step half the time you are there.

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:23 pm

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What did you guys do about your phones? Did you pay for an international plan for a month or just go with Airplane Mode and use wifi?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:34 pm

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Be sure to stop by Laon, France. A lot of love from that city, I hear.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laon

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:45 pm

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spmack wrote:

Be sure to stop by Laon, France. A lot of love from that city, I hear.

Yeah, but when you go there, Doug, do NOT order the Chocolate Protein Roll. Its not what you think it is.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:12 pm

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Be sure to try the Andouillette. I did!

http://unclestinky.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... n-sausage/

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:13 pm

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Wikipedia wrote:

Laon is featured in the book Pursuit of Passy by D. M. Crook.

Laon is also featured in the book Pursuit of Pussy by L. G. Camps.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:59 am

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Wikipedia wrote:

Laon is featured in the book Pursuit of Passy by D. M. Crook.

Laon is also featured in the book Pursuit of Pussy by L. G. Camps.

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:00 am

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Darkside wrote:

spmack wrote:

Be sure to stop by Laon, France. A lot of love from that city, I hear.

Yeah, but when you go there, Doug, do NOT order the Chocolate Protein Roll. Its not what you think it is.

You will be full afterwards, though.

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Post subject: Re: Paris...ever been?

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:02 am

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spmack wrote:

Darkside wrote:

spmack wrote:

Be sure to stop by Laon, France. A lot of love from that city, I hear.

Yeah, but when you go there, Doug, do NOT order the Chocolate Protein Roll. Its not what you think it is.

You will be full afterwards, though.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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