I had a dream last night that Spaulding and Bigfan were in. I was sharing an apartment in Wrigleyville with Bigfan. He was a commercial bus driver and had just gotten home from work. For some reason he parked the bus on the street. He told me not to drive the bus but left his keys on the kitchen counter and walked away. For some reason Spaulding was there. She had black hair and was wearing a white bow in her hair. It was one of those kind of course material bows that Madonna used to wear back in the 80s. Anyway, I took the keys off the counter. At first I couldn't find the bus because it was parked several blocks away. When I did find it, it was wedged between cars on a street with no available parking. It was an impossible park job and I couldn't figure out how he did it. As I approached the bus to get in there was a note on the door window. I couldn't read it. Then I woke up.

Would anyone like to interpret?

I had a dream last night that Spaulding and Bigfan were in. I was sharing an apartment in Wrigleyville with Bigfan. He was a commercial bus driver and had just gotten home from work. For some reason he parked the bus on the street. He told me not to drive the bus but left his keys on the kitchen counter and walked away. For some reason Spaulding was there. She had black hair and was wearing a white bow in her hair. It was one of those kind of course material bows that Madonna used to wear back in the 80s. Anyway, I took the keys off the counter. At first I couldn't find the bus because it was parked several blocks away. When I did find it, it was wedged between cars on a street with no available parking. It was an impossible park job and I couldn't figure out how he did it. As I approached the bus to get in there was a note on the door window. I couldn't read it. Then I woke up.

Would anyone like to interpret?

Was I wearing anything else?

Your the woman in your bigfan ralph Cramden gay fantasy.

I had a dream last night that Spaulding and Bigfan were in. I was sharing an apartment in Wrigleyville with Bigfan. He was a commercial bus driver and had just gotten home from work. For some reason he parked the bus on the street. He told me not to drive the bus but left his keys on the kitchen counter and walked away. For some reason Spaulding was there. She had black hair and was wearing a white bow in her hair. It was one of those kind of course material bows that Madonna used to wear back in the 80s. Anyway, I took the keys off the counter. At first I couldn't find the bus because it was parked several blocks away. When I did find it, it was wedged between cars on a street with no available parking. It was an impossible park job and I couldn't figure out how he did it. As I approached the bus to get in there was a note on the door window. I couldn't read it. Then I woke up.

Would anyone like to interpret?

Well, you obviously wanted to bang Madonna when you were a kid. So you put Spaulding in that white bow so she could be Madonna.

But the fact that you left Spaulding to drive Big Fan's bus means you're gay, been denying it, and you want to bang Big Fan.

But I'm not a pro at this so I could be wrong.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby