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leashyourkids

Post subject: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:15 am

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I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Happy Friday!

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:20 am

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Free joke tips: even a grammar nazi would, for the sake of a joke, eschew the otherwise correct use of the first instance of the indefinite article "a" in this case ... also, it would be better to use 'on' than 'in'.

:eye:

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:21 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

Joke's on you. My face actually bows inward.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:22 am

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TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:22 am

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Lay off the ellipsis, Don.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:24 am

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I believe the correct spelling is garbanzo. :lol:

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:25 am

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redskingreg wrote:

Lay off the ellipsis, Don.

I take a small amount of delight in my inappropriate over- and misuse of it ...

Hatchetman wrote:

I believe the correct spelling is garbanzo. :lol:

You're correct ... we should all be ashamed ...

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:25 am

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It's fixed. Now shut up!

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:34 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

It's fixed. Now shut up!

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:35 am

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Team Legume.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:38 am

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:38 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

It's fixed. Now shut up!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:43 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

It's fixed. Now shut up!

I told you I was the most mistreated.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:59 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

You sure about that? I don't see any "a" where there's not supposed to be.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:02 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

It's fixed. Now shut up!

I told you I was the most mistreated.

I know, isn't it wonderful?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:26 pm

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 12:37 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

You sure about that? I don't see any "a" where there's not supposed to be.

This was a great thread and a great start to a Friday before this shit was puked onto my screen.

Bad thread.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:00 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

You sure about that? I don't see any "a" where there's not supposed to be.

This was a great thread and a great start to a Friday before this shit was puked onto my screen.

Bad thread.

They are just jealous of my joke-telling ability, SomeGuy. This Friday thread just wasn't meant to be.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What's the diff between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:15 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

You sure about that? I don't see any "a" where there's not supposed to be.

-le sigh-

First of all, it wasn't an actual criticism, just shitting on the joke a pal put on the board.

Second, and it would be better served in a verbal telling of the joke, since he's utilising a homonym joke of peeing on his face via the food 'chick pea', it's like he's saying "What's the difference between chick pee and a garbonzo bean?" ... as you can see it "flows" much nicer if one presumes "pee" rather than the otherwise expected "pea".

Third, on the bright side, it was only meant to slightly aggravate one person, but seems to have successfully got in the craw of a few more, so I guess I should be happier with that.

Next week, we'll discuss why it's funnier to say you'll rape a girl with a Michelob bottle rather than saying a Labatts Blue, even in Canada.

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