so my nephew is not as special as most other nephews... got it

i think your next post should read-
"sorry, i wasnt thinking. disregard what i said, i was just trying to debate and lost track of what i really believe. you were right the whole time, ike"

btw, my nephew is only 2.5 year old and is the most awesome kid i have ever known. i would take a bullet for him without hesitation.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

you only "got it" if the relationship of a parent to a child is the same as an uncle to a nephew

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Behind it? Some might contend you're the poster boy for it.

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carriebuckalypse.

When I first started smoking weed I used to have these existential crises like what is all this... what the fuck is life?

But as long as i'm pissing people like you off I know why i'm here.

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again, wtf? family is family... at least in my family it is. sorry yours sucks

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You warrant my pity, not my anger. I reserve that for people who matter.

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Yes, absolutely. A parade of headless naked bodies isn't just un-arousing but anti-arousing. The utter humanity of it vis-a-vis regularly produced pornography gives way to a total lack of humanity. You realize you're just staring at body parts. It may as well be picture after picture of wrists.

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edit: you know what? i said too much. i give up.... y'all are right so go on and continue to pity the gelth!

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Tall Midget is far, far from Team Suburban Banality, which is why it breaks my heart to see the two of you fighting like this. I'd go back to the drawing board on this one.

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Well i'm just guessing cuz I don't know a goddamn thing about the guy despite being here for 5+ years. I have a certain type of fanclub member so I just assumed because it's the easy way out.

Still tho, where is this dude so valuable to the human condition that he's in a position to take pity on me like I haven't spent the last 15 years doing whatever the hell I wanted to do? It's not a terrible tradeoff considering I don't mind giving ppl a ~15yr head start on the race to collect stuff.

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Hawg my cousin is adopted. Are you saying I should hate him?

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I pity you for many reasons--most significantly because you so obviously crave the approval of people here. Anyone who brags about himself as much as you do doesn't have much to brag about.

You are the Stuart Smalley of the CSFMB.

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fuck off, professor. you literally showed up in this thread and told me that i shouldn't exist out of the blue, and now that i defend myself (because saying anything that even infers i'm worthwhile = "bragging" in your world) it's like "stop ruining the board you asshole" aka the same ol shit that i get from darkside, IMU, and whoever else decides to take their turn stepping up and informing me that i am their inferior and basically i need to STFU and be more like them.

and seriously man, if you were me and you're constantly reminded what an insignificant/worthless piece of shit you are, wouldn't you "brag" a little bit about some of the cool shit that's gone down in your life even tho it's obviously not supposed to happen? i say "brag" but i mean "tell people otherwise" but hey i should just accept the fact that if i say anything but 100% tacit confirmation that i am what everyone tells me i am that i'm bragging.

so let's brag: seriously dude, often times in life i'm "that dude" du jour despite in no way shape or form deserving to even exist (your words/sentiment) and yet not only do i exist, but i fucking exist in style to the point that i'm pretty sure all of my musical heroes know who i am and are just waiting for the day where i stop fucking around and make some interesting shit. who the fuck do you think gifted me free unlimited space/bandwith hosting to make sure if i ever wanted to put something out there the world could have it? why would they do that?

and i'm not allowed to be proud of that, especially publicly, because there's a whole bunch of middle-class/ish twats on here who have decided what constitutes success/quality/worthiness and because there's so many more of y'all here than there are sinicalypses i'm supposed to bow down and take my eternal browbeating and never ever and i mean EVER have even so much as one semi-public moment where i kind of like myself for some of the cool shit i've pulled off in what i'd actually agree with you is largely a menial existence?

this is the fundamental problem i have with low flying aircraft like yourself. whenever i talk about some of things i've done/experienced i come off as "bragging" because clearly i want all of you Caller Bobs to like me and love me and put a fucking fathead of myself on your wall. it's not that i'm just telling you stories and things about me that have happened throughout my life, it's clearly that the universe revolves around you people so everything i do is part of the master plan to win your hearts and souls over via bragging because IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. you masters of the universe have got life by the balls so much so in fact that you're able to go around and put me in my little sini corner whenever the fuck you want, but when someone who has legitimately lived a way more interesting life than you even so much as utters a peep about it SOUND THE BRAGGING ALARM WE CAN'T HAVE THIS NARCISSISTIC POLESMOKER GOING ON ABOUT HOW AWESOME HE IS WHEN HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A 401K TO HIS NAME!

seriously dude, i'm very sorry i'm half man half fucking awesome. and yes you me and everyone else knows the "man" isn't much of one by your lofty standards for quality living, in fact i hate myself way more than all of you Caller Bobs combined times 10. but i'm not going to apologize for the awesome part because holy shit i still have a chance to grow up and be an astronaut because i never let anything in life come up and tell me that i'm not going to be one someday.

and btw, if i was really out for everyone's approval/adoration/love here i've done a bang up fucking job of getting it, eh? i mean seriously if i wanted these people to like me you'd think that i'd stop being me at some point cuz seriously if that's what i was trying to do i accomplished almost the exact opposite of that.

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btw i love the fact that i now literally have to tangle with a "pussy ass man longing for bullshit control" in a thread entitled "pussy ass men longing for bullshit control"

in this case, the "bullshit control" = TM unequivocally deciding just what i am and whether or not i deserve to exist (SPOILER ALERT: i don't)

but hey, you know, i just do this because i want you all to love me. i'm still broken up deep inside about the yearly snub for the darkside estates gathering. in my twisted fantasy world we'd all have a big orgy together because i need your love in more ways than you think.

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Were you snubbed? I think I put it out there for everybody.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

that is the creepiest guy that ever lived

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You think your bond or commitment as an uncle is equal to that of a parent?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

my nephew is a pain in the ass. If he were cool, I could see having a modicum of love for him.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest