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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:51 pm 
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NEVER underestimate the importance of the thigh gap on a woman.


This is something that needs to be required on all women, and in fact is why some men, such as myself, like to trade in their women for a better, more efficient model.


What is a thigh gap?

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Either of these in the picture is a perfectly acceptable thigh gap. The one on the right is my personal preference as having that little apple shaped hole between the legs is so very important.

Why do you ask?

Simple, the pussy gasses escape when women have a thigh gap, and when those gasses escape, you get a nicer, cleaner, smelling vagina. I appreciate that as a vagina connoisseur. Now when women get heavy and develop thunder thighs, the flesh around that area grows and keeps all the pussy gasses withheld, and when those gasses can't escape women develop stinky vagina syndrome, and that is a bad thing. You just can't douche away 30 pounds of fat trapping those gasses.

Is the thigh gap that important? Riddle me this Batman, why do all those celebrities keep getting caught with bad photo-shopped thigh gaps? Look at Beyoncé, she herself has like 5 bad photo shopped thigh gap pics, why does she go through the trouble? She does not want people to think she has a smelly pussy, that's why.

Lets get down to brass.

Look at a guy and his demeanor when he's with a fit woman with a thigh gap. I bet he's happier than the guy with a woman who when she stands straight her vagina is sealed better than Fort Knox just by her fatty thighs.

Its all about the gasses and the escaping of those gasses.

Modern fitness has come a long way people, there is no excuse a 60 year old woman can't keep a thigh gap anymore. Who knows, she might get her bell rung more often than not.


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Jimmy what are your thoughts on the state of the WWE today?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:00 pm 
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Well that was unexpected lesson in odor control. Beeeefffffffffffffffffffffffffff sheets.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:36 pm 
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Kiss wouldn't have sold any albums if they didn't dress up like circus clowns.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:21 pm 
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Can Bobbi Kristina Brown die already so I don't have to see that smiling picture of her with the gap in her front teeth so big you could floss it with a shoelace? You would think people who have money would fix shit like that with a simple, cheap trip to the dentist.

Drugs are bad shit.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:20 am 
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KISS were and still are great at marketing themselves. Musically? Not so much.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:23 am 
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Cicero Dave wrote:
KISS were and still are great at marketing themselves. Musically? Not so much.

Like a moth to a flame, you just can't stay away, can you Frank?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:46 am 
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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Cicero Dave wrote:
KISS were and still are great at marketing themselves. Musically? Not so much.

Like a moth to a flame, you just can't stay away, can you Frank?

:lol: :lol: Gloop bringing the funny today.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:55 am 
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Kiss wouldn't have sold any albums if they didn't dress up like circus clowns.


A-fucking-men.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:28 am 
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Kiss wouldn't have sold any albums if they didn't dress up like circus clowns.


A-fucking-men.


Dat's Buuul! I guess Mickey D's wouldn't sale hamburgers without Ronald either.

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